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What is Communism?
Something dumb 14 year olds think is da shit, even though it’s failed everywhere it’s been introduced. It littleraly is one of the dumbest ideas ever. You could go to law school and be the best lawyer ever, and a lowly cashier would make the same amount of money as you. Also, it fails because the government becomes greedy and that’s something that will never stop in the government
“I’m so glad communism’s been introduced!”
1 year later....
“Someone shoot me, please!”
Communism - meme gif
Communism - video
Communism - what is it?
An economic systen the claims to support workers, yet oddly enough all the workers seem to get shot or starve under the system. Usually advocated by people who don't actually live in Communist countries and have never taken an economic class before. Despite the fact that there are communist countries in the world,they don't bother moving to one.
He was shot because he didn't let the communists "redstribute" his land so they could let the people "share" it.
What does "Communism" mean?
Lenin: I'm going to try communism!
Stalin: Y'all mind if I E X I S T
Communism - what does it mean?
Liberty Prime: COMMUNISM IS A LIE! CHINA WILL FALL
Communism - meaning
Misunderstood by a majority of people. It does not abolish personal property, but it does abolish private businesses and attempts to distribute equal rights to the population.
"I really wish that we could effectively introduce communism." "Yeah, but with all this misinformation it would be really hard."
Communism - definition
A stateless, classless, and moneyless utopia in which sex is shared communally by everyone. Everyone gets an equal share of sex. Every person in the masses of the population will have sex with each other in one giant orgy under communism after that the cum from ejaculation that dripped on the floor will be distributed equally for everyone to eat, drink, get kinky with, and enjoy!
“Why do you hate communism so much?”
“I WAS FORCED INTO ONE GIANT ORGY AND I HAD TO SWALLOW MY OWN CUM!”
Communism - slang
An established form of government in which all men are created and treated as equals... except I'm more equal than you.
"Excuse me, could you please pass the salt?"
"No, we're equal, get it yourself."
Communism
A nice idea (Everyone is equal, everything is shared) but one that falls to bits when greedy humans get in the way.
True communism has never been achieved on any significant scale in known history.
Communism
A utopia(keyword "utopia") where everyone will be "equal" and thrown into Siberia coal mines in freezing temperatures and a hungry stomach
Redditor:"That's not real Communism!"
Person above room temperature iq:"There is no real Communism as it is always a theory and it simply cannot work."
Communism
Communism is a socioeconomic structure and political ideology that promotes the establishment of an egalitarian, classless, stateless society based on common ownership and control of the means of production and property in general.
"The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property." - Karl Marx