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What is Commack?
Though predominantly wealthy and Jewish, other ethnicities and eco-social classes do exist...somewhere...Commack is home to one of the highest achieving school districts in the country.
Commack has a bunch of social cliques including JAPs, Preps, Jocks, Punks, Skaters.
Commack has the top kickline team in the U.S.
You know you are in Commack if you...
Love to go to Coldstone
Wear Juicy, Hardtail, SoLo and 2bfree
Have the latest Tiffany
Bring your Coach, Burberry or Dooney to school everyday
Eat Sushi
Wear a side ponytail
Go to sleepaway camp
Have Crocs in every color
Are Jewish
Have a big house and drive a nice car
Belong to the "Club" and play golf there often
Pay someone else to clean your house
Get your nails done every week
Commack, in the running for being one of the jappiest places to live on Long Island.
Commack, similar to Dix Hills only not right next to the LIE.
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Commack - what is it?
Commacks soccer team is a bunch of burgers.
What does "Commack" mean?
Commack is also very L.I.E.
When hanging on the Island Commack rocks.
Commack - what does it mean?
Commack is an amazing town on Long Island, and no matter what you say it is pronounced like this: coemack. Okay? Alotta people in Commack like Ed Hardy, Juicy Couture, and love to eat at Campa pizzaria and Granny's ice cream. But that's north Commack of course. We also have Courtney Galiano from So You Think You Can Dance. Commack is home to some of the best schools and sports teams in the state.
Me and my friends love to hang out in Commack . <3
Commack - meaning
Commack is probably the worst place to live. Commack contains the biggest group of failures you will ever meet. 90% of people who grew up in Commack are failures or will become failures later on in life.
No matter how much shit we talk about Commack, deep down inside, we all love it here...and you know it.
Commack is gay.
Commack - definition
A pussy town on the north shore of long island, NY. There just a bunch of nerds nd preppie faggots, they get fucked up by any town they try to fight aganist in huntington township even elwood who has 200 kids in each grade has stomped commack out in a brawl. Commack has been on northports dick for tha last 40 years, all commack kids try to copy northport swag but they just cant pull it off. They think there hot shit cuz they have a good school districit with high taxes but some how they think there hood lmao. They got mad teachers over there rapeing the children, they got a bunch of snobby ass jew girls with big noses nd fuckin anooying accents.
Commack is mad gay last time they went to a northport party, they got shot up wit pellet guns nd smashed threw beer pong tables dont lie abe hwang ur crew got ran threw.
Commack - slang
A town in Eastern Long Island where the rich kids are assholes and the less fortunate kids are grateful for everything. 90% of Commack kids have never had to work for anything in their life. The school part is easy and for the most part your teachers are great. The best friends you will have are the less fortunate one’s. Home of the idiotic “bike gang”. Contrary to popular belief, there are no “real fights in Commack”, just posers acting tough. Half the people that claim they’re tough are pussies.
If you wanna go to a school where there’s vaping every period, and they care more about you having a pass in the hallway, then come to Commack.
Hey where do you go to school?
I go to commack
Oh, so you’re one of those spoiled rich kids?
No, fuck off.
Commack
A place where the rich act hood and the posers act tuff. A place where anyone can get drugs under 30 minutes. A place where the jews run wild and make the poor look poorer. The shithole of long island, Commack is to New York as New Jersey is to America. A fight is normal 6 to 8 times a day. Good luck in Commack but don't expect any Commack Pride cause we only have 1% left and we're saving that for the next time we win a football game.(never)
Silly white boy go back to Commack.
Commack
See also: Boujee Redneck; The town where your pickup truck is more valuable than your Mercedes; The land of big and beautiful houses with small and ugly minded people inside of them.
Commack is a large, wealthy suburb (in comparison to it's neighbors) on Long Island, NY. It is a breeding ground for privileged white boys, as these are the only types of people that matter in this world. Right?
Commack High School is an International Baccalaureate school, a program of which the sole purpose is to make the school itself look better. When on the walking tour of the school, you can look to your left OR to your right to see pants sagging below the ass, Diamond Supply Co. and Make America Great Again hats! You can look straight ahead, however, for a perfect view of what should be a Vinyard Vines catalog ad. The not-so-elusive stereotypical white girl is never too far away, with her death-by-straightening hair, her Michael Kors bag, Steve Madden espadrilles, and her muted pink lace-up body suit tucked in to her ripped jeans. She wouldn't be complete, however, without her Kylie Lip Kit and Passion Iced Tea.
Oh, you're from Commack? I'm so, so sorry.
Commack
Commack is on Long Island, that's in NY by the way. Filled with every type of people imaginable, but we get along. Every nationality, every age group, every personality, and every clique. It's filled with potheads, whores, geniuses, and socialites. There are daddy's girls, independent sons-of-bitches and those who you just can't define. It's a metropolis of the most interesting people you will meet, from the most disgusting to the most amazing people. You just need to find your place among them, because for the most part any circle of friends will have someone unlike them in it.
Commack itself is the best example