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What is Colfax?
When a woman is throwing up in the toilet you as a gentleman hold her hair while doing her doggystyle so you thrust she pukes and clinches on your manhood.
I gave her the Colfax gentleman
Colfax - meme gif
Colfax - video
Colfax - what is it?
Colβ’fax Credβ’iβ’bilβ’iβ’ty
Col'faxus ΛKredΙΛbilitΔ/
-noun
-refers to 'Colfax Avenue'. At 26.5 miles, it serves as the main business hub thru metro Denver, CO.
1. The power of inspiring trust and belief due simply to the fact that if one is pouring syrup on it, then it must be pancakes.
- a. validated by the insertion of terms "swear on god/mothers grave", "100% pure", "just ask anyone" and "serious as a heart attack".
-b. can be easily un-validated in the event authorities deem strange things afoot at the Circle K or other locations, by oath: "I don't no nothin. I was home watchin TV".
-from a guy selling meat out of his pickup at a bus stop, exalting the full bravado of Colfax Credibility: "I've got the best steaks and chops in town. Just ask anyone!".
What does "Colfax" mean?
An incredibly small, racist shithole located near Des Moines, Iowa. 2/8 of the people are good, 6/8 are white trash or just plain strange. Most of the men are man-whores and racist while the women are, well, whores.
Frank : Where are you from man?
Bob : Colfax, Iowa.
Frank : That's unfortunate
Colfax - what does it mean?
Pants that are either very, very short, or have many rips and tears in them to show a lot of thigh. Worn with the intent of looking slutty/easy.
Dude, the blonde looks super easy, look at those Colfax pants!
Colfax - meaning
Any kind of trickery or scam or misconception. Often found on Colfax or at carnival games. When something appears one way but is the complete opposite. A deceitful act of pure trickery most often fulfilled by a tweaked on Colfax. A Colfax lie often known for the lies that are a daily event on Colfax.
1st tweaker: Hey man I can't find my dope.
2ND tweaker: seriously. Oh man let me help u look for it!
(Mean while second tweaker has jacked his dope his trickery is a Colfax Lie)
Colfax - definition
A rather neglected and poor street in Denver,CO. Near East High and City Park.
On this street, there is no absence of drugs and prostitution. There is also an excess of the homeless and fast food resturants.
Need a Ho? Go to Colfax Ave.!
Colfax - slang
A very long avenue in the Denver Metro area in Colorado. Most of East Colfax has prostitutes, drugs, gangs, etc., while most of West Colfax is closer to an ordinary, middle-class street (with the exception of the area of W. Colfax in LoDo, which is rather upper-class).
"I be from da Eas Co-fax, yo!"
"My Daddy bought me a loft on Colfax in LoDo!"
Colfax
Noun.
The Red Light District of Denver, known throughout the city as the street where prostitutes gather. Also, the longest street in America, reaching from Golden through Denver into parts unknown east of Aurora.
"That stupid tart Carrie probably works on Colfax"
Colfax
A town 15 minutes north of Auburn, CA, located between Applegate and Alta. Colfax is known for it's small population (roughly 2,000) and small businesses. Colfax originally formed due to necessity to store cargo from the railroad that now runs through the small town. Now Colfax is known as a stop for people visiting Tahoe or going skiing in the mountains due to the Starbucks and multiple gas stations.
Colfax is surrounded by forestry and natural vegetation, giving other individuals the impression that many of the Colfax youth are druggies.
"I went skiing up in Boreal and had to make a pit stop in Colfax."
Colfax
A small drinking town with a railroad problem.
That one stop between Auburn and Tahoe
"Where do you live?"
"Colfax"
"Dude that sucks!"