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What is Cockpunch?
While having sex with a female (preferably doggy style), when you are about to climax you thrust as hard as you can into the girls clitoris and propel her off the bed face first into the floor. A brutal but very pleasurable sexual maneuver if done correctly
Bob: Man I was in this bitch so hard last night that I cockpunched her ass off the bed
Bill: Damn dude, looks like you won't be needing sex for a longg time
Cockpunch - video
Cockpunch - what is it?
Occasionally an irreverent imaginary drink, largely signifying online congeniality.
"Cock punch sounds like something you'd drink at an orgy." - Sidedish, at monkeyfilter.com
"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com
What does "Cockpunch" mean?
A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.
Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"
Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"
Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"
Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"
Cockpunch - what does it mean?
A punch in the groinal area, not to be mistaken for a beverage, especially not chicken soup.
When asked if he needed a good cockpunch, President Bush replied, "No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now."
Cockpunch - meaning
A blow struck by a penis (typically in the face), usually in connection to the act of fellatio.
Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.
Cockpunch - definition
The name of a hardcore band, and the action of punching somebody in the dick.
puncher: hey dude, guess what?
victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher?
puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick
victim: okay
puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!
Cockpunch - slang
A closed fist hitting of the male genitalia, meant to evoke surprise and/or pain.
Dave Haldane was not prepared for the extreme cockpunching he would receive for not giving Rachel a part in school's production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Cockpunch
a punch to someones groin area
Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch
Cockpunch
Semen, ejaculate, nut, sperm, jism.
"Last night, Lisa blew me and drank my cockpunch."
Cockpunch
Not just a word, but a way of life.
Dude I'm totally going to cockpunch that guido in the Ed Hardy ensemble.