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What is Coakley?
god himself
"have you ever heard of travis coakley"
"yeah mr.coakley is love mr.coakley is life."
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Coakley - what is it?
1.(Adj.) To be a complete ditz and a little off on the outside, but nerdy and organized on the inside
2. (V.) To restate a question in different words that was just answered; to be a bit of an idiot
3.(N.) A totally drop dead gorgeous gal
1. I am a bit of a Sam Coakley in math and science class.
2. I pulled a Sam Coakley today in biology.
3. Wow, look at that Sam Coakley!
What does "Coakley" mean?
When a candidate for public office calls herself a huge fan of the much-beloved local sports team, and then gives a radio interview where she states that a celebrated hero alumnus of the aforementioned team is a fan of the bitterly-hated rivalry team, thus costing herself countless votes from people who don't feel she's a true Masshole.
She really Coakleyed that election beyond any possible recovery when she called Curt Schilling a Yankees fan. She may be from Pittsfield, which is at the opposite end of the state from Boston, but that's no excuse . . . d'oh!
Coakley - what does it mean?
"To Coakley": v. 1. to have a golden opportunity fall into your lap... and then proceed to shit all over it.
"I could've been accepted to Harvard Law, but I totally Coakleyed my application!"
"The job interview went well, but I Coakleyed myself by making a pass at the boss' wife!"
Coakley - meaning
Being so confident of a victory that one completely ignores one's competitor, allowing the competitor to ram a red-hot steel crowbar up one's ass and seeing what one can drag out.
"How did Brown win the election?"
"Because Coakley got Coakleyed."
"Dude, that chick was totally into you, how'd she go home with that other guy?"
"I figured she wanted me and was paying too much attention to the pool game, and I got totally Coakleyed."
Coakley - definition
To go down on some chick with a snorkell, and not coming up for air for at least 20 minutes.
I was at a the C&B and saw Vince doing a coakley on the waitress
Coakley - slang
gettin a crack whore, goin down on her for 45 minutes, givin her twenty bucks, ensure you ask for nothing in return. leave
butters had a horrible rash on his mouth after doing a coakley
Coakley
to lose a unloseable political election
Although Martha had a 30 point lead in the bluest of blue states, she lost the election. She has been coakleyed.
Coakley
verb: to lose something - particularly but not limited to a political race - which was once thought to be easily attainable.
If you're too confident, and believe you're as great as everyone says you are, you'll coakley the game for sure.
Coakley
A beautiful and intelligent woman who deserves the world. She supports everyone in any endeavour. You can ALWAYS count on Coakley to brighten your day. She is caring, thoughtful, and selfless, yet asks for nothing in return. If you can be half of the woman Coakley is, you will be successful in life.
If you get a Coakley, you are the luckiest man alive!
Coakley has jacked up knees.