Joe: Dude, how big is your coc?
Bob: Its a 8 dude, what about you Joe?
Joe: Mine's a 9 dude, suck it!
Jill: WTF are youtalking about??
Bob, Joe: Its Clash of Clans, why is your mind so messed up?
"Corruption of Champions", a text game in which you are selected as βThe Championβ and you set out to rid your world of demonic corruption, or inevitably become a part of it based on the choices you make. Within the realm of this land you will encounter horny goblins to fuck, busty succubi to fuck, and lustful hermaphrodites to fuck. The game was formerly developed actively by Fenoxo, who we all know as the ultimate god of erotic text games.
The abbreviation is pronounced "cock" ; this shortform naming is a bit of a running gag in Fen's games.
Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.
Ron: Ok...ok...Action!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now youβre earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....whereβs the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isnβt ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Whereβs my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I canβt βCoCβ. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I donβt know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, olβ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in βCoCβ at the School of Hard Dicks!
This is an acronym used for the mobile gameClash of Clans. Not only is it easier to say CoC, but it is more fun. People outside of your conversion will think you are talking about a penis you may or may not have.
Person 1: Dude, let me see your CoC.
Person 2: Sure thing. Let me whip it out now. I have touched my CoC in a long time.
Person 1: My CoC is so much bigger since the last time I showed you.