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What is Clive?
Derived from the rhyming slang for stonker meaning anerect penis, clive is a shortened version of the sayin 'Clive Mendonca'
'I woke up in Jon's Mum's bed this morning with a massive Clive' - Chris Davis 11/03/88
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Clive - what is it?
n. chav - used as a derogatory term to describe a pikey.
Gavin your such a clive
What does "Clive" mean?
When a cold-sore is so large it has a face and name.
Amy - "I can't wait to meet again, you have a lovely head of hair and I can't wait to kiss you"
Karlton - "Yeah, about that, Clive has moved in for a while, mind if he tags along?"
Clive - what does it mean?
To cum or sperm on someones face preferably your wife
Ow honey you clived me in the eye get the patch" "shut up carrol"
Clive - meaning
A man who dosn't give a fuck about anything.
Known to gain employment only with companies who provide him with a van, the van is then used to transport friends, a place to smoke weed, a place to sleep.
WARNING- The van may never be returned even on termination of contract.
"Clive, this is John from British Gas, can we have our brand new van back please, you havn't done any work for 2 months and you were sacked last week"
"No, fuck-off, It's mine"
Clive - definition
An extremely praised person who is known for their amazing looks and personality. can be usually seen with handsome Jon
wow! look at that clive over there, hes mint, and what about that handsome Jon?!
Clive - slang
the thiccest dick known to man he'll tear out ur guts and leave you on the ground when hes done he destroys planets when he walks in the room.
Clive omg my panties are wet
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You are so lucky if you have a Clive in your life. They are hysterical and aren't afraid to stand up for people the care about. They have the best dance moves. They usually have brown hair. They are usually very strong and aren't afraid to wrestle a friend or family. They know how to have fun. If you have a Clive in your life keep him in your life.
Wow! Is that the new kid Clive? He looks strong, I hope he'll be friends with me!
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The god among biceps. Everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves.
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Clive is a name that means peaceful, and the people that bare this name are usually very handsome, tall , easy to flow with ,can be trusted & easily fall for people. The are all way open hearted and like to help those in need , the mostly have a passion for music and hate watching sports, but that doesn't mean the hate sports.
I have a friend just like you he's very peacefull, his names Clive.