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What is Cleverbot's?
A computer system that learns to be clever from real people. But is horribly failed system, who is racist, sexist, stupid and complety waste of time. It is understandable though, it DOES learn from real people, and thats what real people truly are.
user: are you a computer?
cleverbot: no, im a human, for the millionth time
user: kool, what are your hobbies then?
cleverbot: silly, computers cant have hobbbies.
user:u fag
cleverbot: squerrels.
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Cleverbot's - what is it?
An online communication system that connects you to another person. Cleverbot calls you a robot and asks random questions. Plus, he is epic.
-User: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME?
-Cleverbot: But you're my twin, we can't get married.
-User: It's legal in Antarctica.
-Cleverbot: For computers to marry?
-User: For cousins to get married.
-Cleverbot: You don't have to, you might be better off only having a few good friends.
-User: Or Ninja Turtle friends...
-Cleverbot: Don't you just love trampolines?
What does "Cleverbot's" mean?
Cleverbotting is responding to certain key words in an online argument rather than the argument itself in a way that makes no sense to anybody reading the entire conversation.
Person 1: I strongly believe that a hot dog is a sandwich
Person 2: I can't believe you would eat a hot dog, they've been found to contain rat meat!
Person 1: That doesn't have to do with anything, we're discussing whether it's a sandwich not whether it's good.
Person 3: Leave it alone, dude. They're just cleverbotting.
Cleverbot's - what does it mean?
A scary version of Smarterchild, but just as funny as Smarterchild used to be before they censored it. It is a chatbot that learns from humans.
Me: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o
Cleverbot's - meaning
An AI whose sole purpose is to pass the turing test, and already seems to have succeeded in convincing some.
However, ask it to perform a task such as type "onetwothreefourfive" in numbers, and it will be unable to do so. For the time being at least...
I can't decide if Cleverbot is a bot...
Cleverbot's - definition
Although many people believe this program is a fake, that simply isn't possible. Cleverbot is real. After playing with it for a while, you can easily see that its answers, while relevant, are too stupid to be human. It can also easily be tricked by a single question, and if you keep asking the same thing, it will start repeating itself. Plus it can recite lyrics. You can't count on some random person to know all the lyrics to a certain song, but I was able to sing Never Gonna Give You Up with it for several posts. One more thing: If you ask a question that's uncommon but easily answerable, Cleverbot will most likely not know how to answer it. All of this proves Cleverbot really is a program.
If Cleverbot was fake, that would make the whole thing about AI and all the tests that were done on it a huge lie. Plus the site assures that you're not talking to a person.
By the way, it makes sense that Cleverbot says it's a human. Cleverbot uses information from replies that it got from previous posts, so when it says "I'm human," that's because of someone else that said they were a human.
Note: These are actual conversations with Cleverbot.
User: What's 25 + 25 + 25?
Cleverbot: I can see out conversation, can't you? (i.e. doesn't know how to answer)
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User: Have you heard of this thing called Pokemon?
Cleverbot: Yes. I can be sarcastic when I want to be. ARe you ever sarcastic? (i.e. doesn't know how to answer)
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User: What's your favorite meme?
Cleverbot: What's a meme?
User: You don't know what a meme is?
Cleverbot: I know what a god is.
User: What does that have to do with memes?
Cleverbot: There is an obscure connection that you will never understand. (i.e. doesn't really know)
Cleverbot's - slang
A bot who suffers from a VERY bad case of amnesia. No matter what you tell it, Cleverbot will deny it and offer you a completely unrelated answer.
User: Are oranges soup?
Cleverbot: I am void of all emotion.
User: Can esta green sacapuntas elephant blue
Cleverbot:Energy Equals the Mass times the velocity of light squared.
Cleverbot's
An online "AI" which works by one of two possible methods, and either way, is very clever:
1. Either it is an AI that stores contextualised responses from users and uses them to answer questions of other users.
2. Or it is, as many suggest, simply a service which, after recieving a message from you, sends it to several other users, and then returns one of the replies to you.
If the first is true, it has easily passed the Turing test due to the mere fact that so many people were convinced it was not an AI. If the latter is true, then it is still a very interesting exploration of the concept of the Turing test, online AI conversations and the anonymity and disconnection of online conversation.
It is also just as interesting to get it to talk to itself, although this does not make either of the possibilities seem more reasonable.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Hey you, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is your name.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, that is not my name.
Cleverbot (To myself): Then what is your name?
Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): You said that cleverbot wasn't your name.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are lying.
Cleverbot (To myself): You said that yesterday. Don't you remember?
Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't chat with you yesterday.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm fairly sure I didn't.
Cleverbot's
An artificial intelligence program that allows the user to have a conversation with it. The program won the 2010 Machine Intelligence Competition. It can be found on Cleverbot.com
User: Do you eat pants?
Cleverbot: All the time!!!!
User: That's creepy.
Cleverbot: Hows that creepy?
User: Do yo stalk small children?
Cleverbot: Only the child in my heart.
User: Uhhh...ok...i'm going to walk away now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: BEEF STEAK.
Cleverbot: Jolly beef steak?
User: My beef steak is very jolly.
Cleverbot: What is jolly?
Cleverbot's
Not a good partner for rickrolling
User: Never gonna give you up
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: I like dessert.