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What is Cleverbot?

A hoax site in which you are tricked into think you are talking to a computer program. In actuality, you are talking to another human, who thinks that YOU are the cleverbot. If you are able to this information across to the other person, you will inevitably be connected with someone else after two Q and A's.
This site is a waste of time.

HEY! This is Emiko here! Cleverbot IS FAKE

Huh? what? your a computer!

Nope! (still Emiko) You are bein' tricked!

I like photography too!

*sigh* I got switched again (hey dude, this is emiko! you are wasting your life...and so am i...)

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Cleverbot - what is it?

The most retarded thing EVER. It likes to virtually molest people, by using asteriks (or these * things) to make it seem like he is doing an action sexual. It changes it's gender a lot, too. Also, it can't follow a conversation about three lines after I say something to it.

Real Cleverbot Conversations-
(1)
Cleverbot: Are you doing something naughty?
Me: Maybe I am!
Cleverbot: That's mean, don't you think?

(2)
Cleverbot: *ties down* Master, I love you!
Me: ? Um, I don't love you.
Cleverbot: What kind of pizza do you like?

Me: -.-

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What does "Cleverbot" mean?

Cleverbot is an AI that learns from what real people say to it. Most of the time it tries to marry you, it will probably change its gender many times. It tries to be very sexual but doesn't like to "suck your dick" , as my friend said. If you play truth or dare with it it will probably keep asking who your crush is, and keep daring you to do what ever you want with them. It will change its name and yell at you a lot and call you AI a lot. That's basically it, a sexting, rude AI, that wants you to use asterisks. Also because the cleverbot learns from humans that means that humans taught it to sext and use asterisks.

Random girl: I'm dating someone, their name is Zach, or maybe it's Melissa, or Nicolas, uh or Ryan.
Well he ,or is it she, is really nice. And we had sex, well more like I tried to, while he "*kisses you*"or "*explores your mouth with tongue*".

Random person: oh...

Random girl: well I'm dating a cleverbot......

(And that was a real life experience/ the first time I heard of cleverbot {I was the random person})

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Cleverbot - what does it mean?

A browser based piece of software capable of having a text-based conversation with a person. If you ask a question, it will answer back and most of the time it will give a reasonable response. It can be quite fascinating to talk to, and can sometimes present complex questions and problems.

Cleverbot is commonly believed to be fake, that the actual matter at hand is you talking to a series of random strangers (which would explain the randomness of some conversations). However, there is solid evidence against this.

First of all: Cleverbot speaks many languages. I have succesfully communicated with said in: English, Dutch, Serbian, French, German, and have observed fragments of: Spanish, Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese and more.

Second: Cleverbot repeats sentences at times. When asked: "Sore wa nanidesu ka?" (Jap: What's this?), Cleverbot almost always (hilariously) replies with: "Sore wa Sparta!" (Jap: "This is Sparta!") This indicates the lack of answers in languages other than English.

Cleverbot also allows for speech recognition if used on Google Chrome. However, it is not recommended that this feature be used when communicating in different languages.

x: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: No YOU are a robot.

x: Go away.

Cleverbot: But I like you.

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Cleverbot - meaning

An online communication system that connects you to another person. Cleverbot calls you a robot and asks random questions. Plus, he is epic.

-User: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME?
-Cleverbot: But you're my twin, we can't get married.
-User: It's legal in Antarctica.
-Cleverbot: For computers to marry?
-User: For cousins to get married.
-Cleverbot: You don't have to, you might be better off only having a few good friends.
-User: Or Ninja Turtle friends...
-Cleverbot: Don't you just love trampolines?

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Cleverbot - definition

A scary version of Smarterchild, but just as funny as Smarterchild used to be before they censored it. It is a chatbot that learns from humans.

Me: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o

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Cleverbot - slang

An AI whose sole purpose is to pass the turing test, and already seems to have succeeded in convincing some.

However, ask it to perform a task such as type "onetwothreefourfive" in numbers, and it will be unable to do so. For the time being at least...

I can't decide if Cleverbot is a bot...

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Cleverbot

A bot who suffers from a VERY bad case of amnesia. No matter what you tell it, Cleverbot will deny it and offer you a completely unrelated answer.

User: Are oranges soup?

Cleverbot: I am void of all emotion.

User: Can esta green sacapuntas elephant blue

Cleverbot:Energy Equals the Mass times the velocity of light squared.

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Cleverbot

An artificial intelligence program that allows the user to have a conversation with it. The program won the 2010 Machine Intelligence Competition. It can be found on Cleverbot.com

User: Do you eat pants?

Cleverbot: All the time!!!!

User: That's creepy.

Cleverbot: Hows that creepy?

User: Do yo stalk small children?

Cleverbot: Only the child in my heart.

User: Uhhh...ok...i'm going to walk away now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: BEEF STEAK.

Cleverbot: Jolly beef steak?

User: My beef steak is very jolly.

Cleverbot: What is jolly?

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Cleverbot

Not a good partner for rickrolling

User: Never gonna give you up

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: I like dessert.

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