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What is City Club?
This is a hockey club which time and time again fails miserably to impress. Although making strange claims, stating that they are better than the norwich dragons, this is not the case. Norwich dragons will always be better and a much more energetic side, achieving countless wins and defeating norwich city.
Norwich city hockey club are an average club, playing in average leagues, and are just about tolerable. However when they make claims about how they're better than dragons, everyone knows they're wrong.
Norwich City Hockey Club Player: I'm better than you
Norwich Dragon: Cool story bro.
City Club - video
City Club - what is it?
A council tax funded meeting place for the less intellegent and feebleminded residents of Stoke on Trent who consider the substandard display on their pitch to be of premiership quality. These "fans" are usually seen bedecked in their red and white striped XXXL Stoke shirts, bottom lip protruding, saliva dribbling, scratching their freakishly heavy brows as they contemplate how to negotiate the turnstile whilst communicating in a series of grunts and clicks. Can be heard mentioning 1972 in every sentence, as that was the one and only time they have been successful, and that was only in the League cup, a cup without any value whatsoever.
Grunt, duh, yeah, I like "Stoke City Football Club." , 1972, nauuuughhhh, dribble flibble
What does "City Club" mean?
Is not a council tax funded meeting place but the greatest football team in all of history, who recently beat Bolton wankers 5-0 in the semi finals of the FA cup and will go on to beat Manchester shitty city in the final. Their display on the pitch is always to premiership quality. These "fans" are seen at every match proudly wearing their red and white "whatever size" stoke shirts, scratching their perfectly plucked eyebrows wondering why Stoke are such a good team, communicating in the best way possible, singing and cheering the players on. They are known as "the loudest and proudest". They also can be heard proudly mentioning their success in 1972 of winning the League cup, a cup with great value.
Stoke City Football Club have got to be the greatest team ever
City Club - what does it mean?
This superior group of individuals existed 2019-2023. Collectively, these were some of the most brilliant, savvy, adaptive, creative, well-branded, and wise people that the world has ever known. It's rumored that the Division was disbanded in 2023 in fear of world domination.
Guy #1: Hey you ever hear about the City Club Division?
Guy #2: Yes, those were some badass MFers
Guy #1: How so?
Guy #2: In every possible way
Guy #1: Dope
City Club - meaning
This pretentious filthhole found in Detroit, MI that houses lame goths, dicks who can't dance, cocktease cumsockets and hot chicks with electrical tape over their nipples.
Well, it is open until 4 a.m. most nights, so I guess I have one reason to go to City Club. Well, maybe I'll get a hummer in the bathroom from that guy that screams New Order lyrics out at random.
City Club - definition
A Detroit gothic bar and dance club for the mentally deranged that is open until 4:30 am on weekends.
Dude: Let's go drink some gasoline!
Guy: City Club!