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What is Norwich?
Norwich is the shit of East Anglia. No one really cares about what happens there, as they are all going down on their brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, grandma's, dogs and Delia Smith.
Paul - "I live in Norwich!"
Roy - "you're a knob"
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Norwich - video
Norwich - what is it?
The place were you aren't allowed to talk to the upperclassmen, who seem hotter, and more unobtainable. Then when you are "recognized" you manage to get them into bed. Then you realize that they can't get it up even with help. You should've just gone for one of your rook buddies..they are way easier, and they can get up.
scott (sophomore): "well, now that your an upperclassman..."
Freshman: "what are you going to try with that?" *points and laughs*
What does "Norwich" mean?
a boring lifeless place that is almost impossible to get to from anywhere else in the UK, any that do manage to reach it should beware of roaming gangs of chavs that seem to occupy every other street corner.
"hey lets go to Norwich"
"no"
Norwich - what does it mean?
A glorified reserve officer training corps in which the sole purpose of every individual is to earn both the right to wear a pair of thousand dollar boots and the right to walk on grass.
Bill is a senior in the Norwich University COC and paid for his thousand dollar boots yesterday so he can walk on the grass today!
Norwich - meaning
A town full of inbreds, each of them having 6 fingers of at least one of their hands. Their football team is renowned for being able to play better in the snow and icy conditions than other teams, due to the fact that their four legs do not slip as much.
Guy 1: "Damn, we lost to Norwich. No-one ever loses to Norwich."
Guy 2: "Was it snowing?"
Guy 1: "Yes?"
Guy 2: "There's your problem. Bunch of inbreds"
Norwich - definition
1. a small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident. Home of Britains gayest football team after Watford.
Considered the centre of civilisation by BBC Look East and ITV Anglia news
NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE
2. Stands for N.ickers O.ff R.eady W.hen I. C.ome H.ome
"Im going to Norwich tomorrow"
"were the fuck is Norwich?"
Norwich - slang
A surprisingly nice place to live, with decent shops and 100% better than Great Yarmouth or Lowestoft...
And no we aren’t ALL inbread
P1: did you go to the Lord Mayors precession with the fireworks afterwards
P2: yes it was so nice to see the whole city come together
P1: I just love Norwich :)))))))))
Norwich
Name One Reason Why I Came Here.
Norwich Unviersity in middle of no where Vermont. An interesting campus where you will see things you didnt think possible.
Norwich
An acronym of the phrase "'Nickers off, ready when I come home". As used in a BBC Radio show "Just a Minute" in 1979
Queen Victoria wore her knickers in Sandringham, which gave rise to the word NORWICH, standing for "'Nickers off ready when I come home"
Norwich
A college which exemplifies "Hell Frozen Over," located in Northfield VT that prides itself on its ability to create frighteningly skewed male to female ratios, host massive sausage fests, impersonate various braches of the US Military, and play host to a lost, purposeless group of students, commonly referred to as "civis", who are simultaneously the source of the school's student abuse and financial stability. A place that no one would ever want to visit, especially considering the numerous Foam Dance parties hosted on campus. Furthermore, one of the few places where sledding will, undoubtedly, produce serious injuries in even the brightest of its students. Overall, a nasty place that the sun never shines on, the snow never leaves, and icy cold celebacy rules with an iron chastity belt.
Sex kills. Come to Norwich and live forever!