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What is Cheryl Cole?
When you fart on TV on the X Factor and it is picked up by the microphones!
Did anyone hear Cheryl Cole fart on Saturday night's show?! That was a right Cheryl Cole moment!
Cheryl Cole - video
Cheryl Cole - what is it?
When you go out with a douchebag, Know hes a douchebag, all your friends know hes a douchebag. But 2 weeks after dumping him you are going back out because your clueless.
Yeah dude he cheats on her all the time, mainly with her two best friends. She said she hated him when she found out but she forgave him after 2 episodes of some shitty alternative drama cus he said he was sorry. Shes totally got Cheryl Cole Syndrome!
What does "Cheryl Cole" mean?
A so-called 'singer' from Girls Aloud who spends 50% of the time gushing to the glossy mags about her skank of an ex husband, and the other 50% miming on stage and telling other people they can't sing, all whilst calling it a career.
Chocolate teapot, ashtray on a motorbike, concrete parachute, Cheryl Cole.
Cheryl Cole - what does it mean?
General Perfectness. One Fith Of The UK's Largest Girl group and the topic of many teenage boys dreams.
Cheryl Cole:
Long sexy legs
A beautiful rack
Fit arse
Basically a shaggable lovely!
"Cheryl Cole Is Perfect, Isnt She Tom?"
"Cheryl Cole needs one up"
Cheryl Cole - meaning
A person that beats up/attacks bathroom attendants.
Cheryl Cole beat up a bathroom attendant and got away with it. True Fact!
Cheryl Cole - definition
A hot woman who is married to a prick. She is a member of Girls Aloud and loves to get it on with guys like me.
Dan: I banged Cheryl Cole last night boys
Gary: Meh.. I prefer that other X Factor judging babe
Cheryl Cole - slang
A name pronounced when wishing to refer to a slapper who has ridden her way to celebrity status, utterly devoid of any talent apart from a few crouching and dog like positions when dancing. Warbles off key to the extent that special technology is employed to make sounds that resemble vocal noises but don't really, so the radio gets abruptly turned off. This only applies to radio stations that are extremely desperate to play such crap in the first place. Normally a nauseously looking skinny chav without a care for the fact that teenagers may mimic her and die of starvation
Oooh, she's a right Cheryl Cole...she 'ad Tony last week cos he offered 'er a tenner and a chance to sing at karaoke
Cheryl Cole
A woman who shows more style than substance.
She's so Cheryl Cole.
Cheryl Cole
Fit.
Married to an absolute twat, rent boy chelsea scum.
Cheryl Cole is fit.