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What is Cellphone?A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself . People don't see you're alone if you're looking at your cellphone. Cellphone - meme gifCellphone - videoCellphone - what is it?Stupid little thing that some stupid nerd made to simplify out life at the same time it destroy it. Drive talking in the cellphone- fine, you can communicate, but only until you crash your car. What does "Cellphone" mean?That device which generally all people posess, it cannot be out of arm's length because of society's fear of losing contact. Teenagers "text" with it, and if they are not consistantly in contact with multiple friends and/or acquiantances, they implode. The average age a teen/child recieves this vital lifeline has been lowering since the dawn of the 2000's. While it used to be a device shockingly few people posessed, you now see many a six year old "texting," as they should be in order to socialize properly. A device people tend to throw against walls when frustrated. "Mom, everyone else has a cellphone, and I NEED one to text!!!" Cellphone - what does it mean?a concatenated, shortened version of "Cellular Phone", named for its ingenious method of organizing groups of private frequencies into discrete areas. When a user's phone left one "cell", the user entered another, thus jumping from one frequency to the other without losing the call. "John talked on his cellphone." Cellphone - meaningthat device that goes off when ur in class and makes u embarrassed when everyone hears ur ringtone that happens to be a song that came out ages ago. *in class* Cellphone - definitionIt's this magical device that is shaped like a banana or a cube that is long that has electricity. Tim : Dude... wtf is a cellphone? Cellphone - slangThat thing ASSHOLES talk into as they drive or walk around feeling important. Look at that asshole on the cellphone. CellphoneA motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds My cellphone ate me CellphoneSomething Drakes ex used when she needed his love You used to call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love CellphoneWhen you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket. "Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants. |
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