Itβs coffee, but mixed with mucus until the density is similar to that of glue.
1 βHello, what can I get yaβ!β
2 βHello, can I get the usual?β
1 βWill do, Grace!β
1 *Throats own index finger*
1 *Vigorously spits mucus into fresh coffee painfully while gagging on whatβs climbing*
1 βHere you, Grace. A cawfee!β
2 βThank you! I wonβt get cawfee from anyone else!β
Hamza: May i have an American cawfee please?
Waitress: Sir, whats an American coffee?
Hamza: it's literally in the menu *shows the menu* it literally says American cawfee.
Waitress: *goes to the bartender then comes back* do you mean Nescafe sir?
Hamza: *gives up in life and shakes his head* may i have a hot chocolate please?
And since then hamza is getting bullied for saying cawfee instead of coffee and he has suicidal thoughts from it
Chawklate - Chocolate
Doawg - Dog Dawling - Darling
Doawlas - Dollars Sawsage - Sausage Jewsey - Jersey
Baws - Boss
There definitely are more, you just have to experiment with different words to see if it works.
Frank - "Hey, you see that guy?!"
Mitch - "Yeah he was totally like, 'Eh, Baws, can I get another Sawsage bagel with Chawklate milk? My Dawg accidentally drank some Cawfee and now its gonna cost me 300 Doawlas to get it fixed."