Definder - what does the word mean?

What is a hot chocolate?

When you put Tabasco sauce on your tongue, then proceed to lick another person's asshole.

So I was tossing my girlfriend's salad last night, and I snuck some Tabasco on my tongue and gave her a Hot chocolate for dessert!

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a hot chocolate - video


A hot chocolate - what is it?

The act of warming a glass of milk in the microwave, then taking a syringe and taking the milk from the cup and placing it into your woman's B hole. Than placing a marshmallow in to plug it. All said and done she stand over top of you after mixing in her B hole and shoots it into your mouth.

It's that time of year again man, I really could go for one of my girlfriends hot chocolates

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What does "a hot chocolate" mean?

An act in which a person cups their hand and farts into it and brings the nice warm cup of hot chocolate to the face of an unsuspecting victim, forcing them to inhale.

Can also be used to mean the actual cupped hand containing noxious gas.

The act is extremely hard to perform to a person who has had a taste of hot chocolate before.

The act may also give satisfaction to the performer when succeeding.

It has been reported un pleasant to recieve a cup of hot chocolate.

Mark is sitting at the dining room table enjoying a pizza when Dave calls out from the kitchen, asking if he wants a nice cup of warm hot chocolate.

Dave: Hey Mark! You want a cup of hot chocolate for dessert?
Mark: Sure why not!

Dave cups his hand and makes a silent fart, creeps up behind Mark and brings the cupped hand to his mouth. Forcing mark to Inhale through his nose.

After a few milli seconds of confusion.

Mark: Dave you prick!

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A hot chocolate - what does it mean?

When a person chews a Hershey's Kiss without swallowing; the other then kisses deeply, licking the chocolate off the tongue

Herbert: Hey Pixie, I want some chocolate...
Pixie: What kind of chocolate do you want?
Herbert: HOT Chocolate!

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A hot chocolate - meaning

One Very Hot Black Guy

"Hey..I want a piece of that Hot Chocolate!"

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A hot chocolate - definition

A game in which three or more males steep their balls into cups of steaming hot cups of hot chocolate. The first person to remove their balls from their respective cup is the loser and must drink everyone elses cup. Marshmallows optional. Great during the holidays or when sitting around the camp fire.

Johnny's mouth was left hairy and burnt after losing a game of Hot Chocolate.

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A hot chocolate - slang

A wonderful, warm chocolatey drink. Most popular around the Holidays and winter time. Usually associated with marshmallows.

It is also, apparantly one of Josh Rmasay from the SPECTACULAR Canadian rock/pop punk band Marianas Trench's favourite things to scream in the middle of Subway. Hardcore fans will laugh.

Person A: Hey, I'm going over to Timmy's to get a sprinkle doughnut, you want anything?
Person 2: Hot chocolate please!
Person 3: Oh I do so enjoy hot chocolate on a cold winter's day!
Person 1 and 2: Okay then...

OR

Person 1: HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hahahaha! Oh My Gosh! "On February 24th...the new Jonas Brother's CD comes out"
Person 1: Yeah! We're hardcore fans!

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A hot chocolate

Melted chocolate in a cup. Mix it with milk and Winter is here.

I drank Hot Chocolate and it started snowing.

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A hot chocolate

One sexy hot brown-skinned girl thats a dime piece.

Thats one hot chocolate!

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A hot chocolate

Something you say to someone when you feel absolutely no sympathy for them when they are acting like a spoilt brat.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.

Guy 1: someone ate the last of the potato salad! I was saving that for my lunch...
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!

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