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What is Carpenter?
the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
Carpenter - meme gif
Carpenter - video
Carpenter - what is it?
Someone who has a hammer, aka a big dick.
Girl 1: Dan is such a carpenter
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 1: He has a hammer!
Girl 2: A hammer?
Girl 1: Yeah, a big dick!!
What does "Carpenter" mean?
when you bang a girl using a 4x4 as a strap-on
the carpenter hurts like hell I have a splinter in my ass
Carpenter - what does it mean?
A man who has wood and does things with it. Carpenters use their tools for such purposes as screwing, drilling, and reaming. Rubbing and sawing away at old logs are also common activities. Nailing, while definitely an important part of carpentry, is not nearly as good as screwing. Carpenters also often get glue all over their wood.
While carpentry is an important and serious subject - after all, without it, we wouldn't have such things as chairs, desks, tables and doors - the terminology of carpentry is fraught with opportunities to make crass sexual innuendos.
Carpenters themselves, of which I am one, exploit these opportunities whenever possible.
Jesus was a famous carpenter, but all the jokes were removed by po-faced editors when he wrote The Bible.
Drilling, screwing, nailing, reaming, rubbing - all things done by a carpenter.
Carpenter - meaning
One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.
Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.
Carpenter - definition
To be lil' spooned by a strange man with nothing on but boxers for an entire weekend.
Matt was carpentered while in San Diego.
Carpenter - slang
The name given to fans of Sabrina Carpenter, who is an actress, model, and singer
Person 1: Paris by Sabrina Carpenter is such a good song!
Person 2: You like Sabrina? I didn’t know you were a Carpenter!
Carpenter
A chick who is an expert at nailing wood. In other words, a prostitute.
I was just looking for some local "carpenters" online.
Carpenter
A carpenter is a legit, badass, problem solving, beer drinking, tang slaying, beast of a man!
Mary: man my dude is a pussy!
Mary’s friend: bitch you shoulda got you a carpenter! My man is the shit. Fixes everything and smashes like a beast!
Mary: well gotta Ditch this electrician!
Carpenter
A person who is a problem solver for a high class crime family, usually fixing said problems with the problem disappearing without a trace.
The carpenter mad Johnny the rat disappear.