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What is Carlene?A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with. When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded. Carlene - meme gifCarlene - videoCarlene - what is it?Carlene said she hate you What does "Carlene" mean?The best you could ever get. he is loyal, kind and very forgiving you he makes friends easily although can be a little shy at the beggining after you become his friend he wont let you down and he will be with you when you are sad, mad or happy mostly. darling: hey do you know carlens? Carlene - what does it mean?A tall dark and handsome sexy stud of a man with a nice bum & nice lips. Is very blessed in the area of having a huge "ego". Carlen is a lover not a fighter. He is often out of sight and loves to bite when the time is right. Also a very caring and loving man. Also known as a charmer. "Look at that guy down the hall! He is such a Carlen. That's whats on the platter tonight." Carlene - meaningA girl who is amazing and helpful, there are not many of these so if you see one tell her how much she means to you. She is also very beautiful. Wow! Carlen is looking amazing today! Carlene - definitionim taller than carlene Carlene - slangA bitch with great tits and ass wooo that is a carlene CarleneGorgeous Goddess... Carlene's are always successful, fabulous, intelligent, inquisitive with amazing figures! Darnelle CarleneA really nice girl who underestimates herself.She is also quite weird at some times but that's why we all love her.She gets frustrated with her family at times but so does everyone.A pretty girl who deserves more than this. Carlene: My mum is sooo annoying! CarleneGermanic/Scandinavian for feminine, or womanly. Carlene is the biggest mynx alive, soooo damn sexy but also very weird. |
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