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What is Car Guy?
A person who claims they know a lot about cars But tends to only talk about over-popular car brands like Ferrari,Lamborghini,Bugatti,ETC...
Car Guy:Whats your favorite car?
Wannabe:its the Ferrari Veyron
Car Guy:*Face palms* Lets face it you don't know S**t about cars your a Wannabe Car Guy.
Car Guy - video
Car Guy - what is it?
A type of guy that are into cars and anime
Person 1: is there anything you’re into besides anime?
Person 2: yep I’m also a car guy myself
Person 1: so that makes you a car guy weeb
Person 2: absolutely right sir
What does "Car Guy" mean?
A clueless person that calls and NSX a Ferrari and knows nothing abut cars and also calls an alternator a "Turbo" and tries to race their 2005 V6 mustang against a turbo miata.
The non car guy thought his 2005 V6 mustang was fast
Car Guy - what does it mean?
Breaks parts not hearts
Loves everything about cars, and will spend his weekend at car meets and fixing up his own car.
Will save all of his money to get his dream car.
(car goes flying by)
Guy 1: "Hey, car guy going to another meet."
Guy 2: "I've been one of those meets, car guys everywhere."
Car Guy - meaning
Car guys are equivalent to horse girls. As car guys get no pussy they are usually attracted to men. Stating that you are a car guy also works as a woman repellent. That is why most car guys have never felt the touch of a woman.
Car guy: I like that car
Lady: oh so you are a homosexual
Car Guy - definition
A faggot with an incomrehensible obsession with automobiles whom also takes pride in his jacked up little car to the point where all of his conversations include (but are not limited to) at least 5 brags.
Car guys usually have small dicks (varying from 1 inch to a maximum of 3) and hit on girls with their out-of-place and highly inflated ego.
More often than not, car guys are typically utter douchebags who probably range along the neo-nazi to even neo-liberal political scale but it varies.
Car guys think they know everything about automobiles, so much so, they often times forget to suck their own chode once in a while.
J: My dad died yesterday.
Car Guy: woah man thats crazy but my car battery died yesterday and i was so pissed off because I just bought that shit!
J: *under breath* f u c k i n g c a r g u y.
Car Guy - slang
A car guy is a car enthusiast who spends his weekend at the local race track and spends his days talking about how much power their cars got to the wheels. A typical car guy will usually wear a fitted monster or dc hat with a shmedium dc shirt to match. Their jeans are usually very awkwardly fitted, being tight in all the wrong places. Shoes typically worn buy a car guy are something puffy like dc court graffix, or any other rad racing shoes. Another sign of a car guy is a zip up (also shmedium) sweater that is rarely zipped up. When approaching a car guy, be ready to make excuses about your economy tune or where you bought your latest monster gear.
guy 1 "you see that dude with the shmedium dc shirt and the awkward jeans?"
guy 2 "yeah, he must be a car guy"
*car guy approaches*
car guy "yo, i woulda won but im running my economy tune. But atleast i still won this monster/DC colab fitted hat"
Car Guy
The equivalent to horse girls. Car guys get no pussy so they are usually attracted to cock. Stating that you are a car guy also works as a woman repellent. That is why most car guys have never felt the touch of a woman.
Car guy: i like that car
lady: oh so you are a homosexual
Car Guy
The male version of a horse girl.
Person 1: „Hey, what are you into“
*90‘s shitbox drives by*
Person 2: „uhhhh I love this car“
Person 1: „yep okay, you are a car guy“
Car Guy
A super hero who's super power is knowing all about cars. He even likes to drive them. His arch nemesis is motorcycle man. By day he runs errands for his mom but by night he is...The Car Guy. If you think you've driven more miles than him, think again. If you think you're a better driver than him, think again. If you think he can't jerk off to an image or video of a car or cars, think again. If you think his alter ego currently works at Macy's, keep thinking.
Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.
After running errands for his mom all day, Car Guy and Cat lived the movie fast and furious tokyo drift
When motorcycle man sabotaged the town, Car Guy came and informed him he was going to call the cops on him. Thus saving the world once again
Car Guy has driven further than Mike.
Car Guy has driven very Far Guy.
"You don't understand! I'm the Car Guy!" - Car Guy