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What is Captain Fuck?The captain of the Fuck boys. The biggest fuck boy of them all. Kevin is a fuck boy, but Derek is the man in charge of the fuck boys, he's the fuck captain. Captain Fuck - videoCaptain Fuck - what is it?A senior that has had many sexual adventures with women in his Fj Cruiser. Most people tend to avoid sitting in the back seat do to certain "stains" on the seats. This person does not have sex with just one group of girls but a wide variety. Must have an overall sex count of 51 to qualify. Fat, ugly, or freshmen do not count. I saw Captain fuck a bitch on rocky hill last night with another bitch! What does "Captain Fuck" mean?A Chicago-area superhero who is powerless save for his unflappable motivation to secure solace and mirth for those he knows. Damn man, this whole week sucked ass. What's the point in even going on? *SIGH* ...Whoa, wait!! Who's that caped guy with the huge exclamation point on his chest?? He has burritos and smokie-treats.... It's Captain Fuck Yes!! Captain Fuck - what does it mean?The guy who's always way too excited about everything. Danson: "Hey Ted, do you have any cardboard boxes?" Captain Fuck - meaningSomeone who is such a Captain Obvious that you can just smack them in the face and rip their hair out. Joe: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Captain Fuck - definitionIs a puke that is self important with one or more tragic character flaws. Usually these pricks pretend to be all about the war but have some piss poor excuse for not going but every reason in the world any other male might go. This type of asshole will listen to and pretend to understand rap. He will be anti-Semitic but not understand what a Jew is from a hole in the ground. He will have a real big time problem with "jack offs" despite being the worst possible kind of jack off. They also have a real problem with fat boys and take the controversial stance of being against "perverts" or "pedophiles" three times an hour. Captain fucks might also be known as one legged scuba divers if they are veterans or pretending to be veterans. Captain fucks are almost always rich boys, yuppies, red necks and/or pussy fucking old farts. A female that might act like this is not called captain fuck. She is just a cunt. Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute from the TV show The Office are cutesy, watered down, safe for TV captain fucks. |
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