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What is Cape May?
Five vehicles waiting at a red light.
I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.
Cape May - video
Cape May - what is it?
One of the finest shores in new jersey. Cape may pointers are basically only for the rich people to go down there. The lowest house on the market is either 1 million or 1.5 million. If you are a renter at the point, no one that has a house down there will talk to you. Teenage girls and boys are very very extremely snobby to renters, because of being locals.They think they own the town. Teenagers can walk to the circle at night and hang out with their friends. There are over 5 beaches on a street. Kids can walk to the general store and just hang out. Riding bikes is the most fun to do, especially if you ride into cape may and go shopping in the square. Cape may and cape may point are known for their houses, being so beautiful, antiquish and there use of colors, using bright colors to pop ones eyes. Teenage girls like to go to the cove during the day, about 50 hott surfer boys are there! Go to cape may point even for a week! every body nos each other so its great!
teengirl renter;;ahh so many hott guys down in cape may point!
teengirl owner;;yea, there owners as well, us locals usually stick together.
local teenage guys and girls have their group, they wont let renters in.
What does "Cape May" mean?
A total cesspool full of idiots that fight each other over nothing, heroin addicts, a shitload of liberals despite having a handfull of rednecks in every town. Tons of illegal immigrants and drunks. No jobs anywhere whatsoever and insanely high rent. Do not go here you will never get out.
Jim: Hey joe do you wanna move into cape may county?
Joe: FUCK NO. My buddy moved there ended up homeless and jobless, got hooked on heroin and od’d in the walmart bathroom.
Jim: yeah me either i got robbed every time i went outside.
Cape May - what does it mean?
Cape May is a shore town where nothing but fun is had. The winter may suck but the summer is the best. Late nights always turn into early mornings and you know you'll always be partyin somewhere. Cape May is love at the greatest. The beach, the ocean, the sand, the hotties, the friends, the love: What more do you need?
From sunrise to sunset and its start all over again...thats Cape May, NJ
Cape May - meaning
piece of shit place at the jersey shore, contains a bunch of poser surfers, who just fall over on the 2 foot waves.
look at those little bitches goin down to cape may.
Cape May - definition
A bunch of old people who goes down to the shore for vacation.
Look at the old bastards walking around Cape May with their sweaters around their neck.
Cape May - slang
the place where everyone vacations but yet makes fun of jersey people. in the winter there is nothing to do but in the summer it isthe place to be.
cape may is the shit
Cape May
The pathetic dick of New Jersey inhabited by inbreds and whiggers. A shitty little place where morons flock in the summer to go to the unimpressive beaches, and wonder in and out of dozens of little "shoppes" that are all filled with the same useless shit.
Drunken Cape May Regular: "I LOVE CAPE MAAAAAYY!!!"
Poor Bastard Forced to Visit Cape May (PBFVCM): "Someday, some how, I will blow this shit hole back to the stone age"
Cape May
The town is Owned by Kent Lambie
U just got OWNED or Pawned
Cape May
A pretty nice beach in New Jersey. Like any other beach it's buzzing in Summer and dead in Winter. It has some nice stores and lots of old Victorian style buildings. It also has a concrete sunken ship. Carney's and Henry's are the best places to eat.
If you really want to see a sunken concrete ship, go to Cape May.