Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Cannoning?

An artillery piece, or something of that nature. I'm only writing this because I'm perturbed that the top definition for "cannon" is a misspelling of "canon." Are people really that stupid? I believe the answer is yes.

Canon is a totally different word than cannon.

👍41 👎17


Cannoning - meme gif

Cannoning meme gif

Cannoning - video


Cannoning - what is it?

Piece of garbage that fucked the trebuchet ruining my life

Fuck cannons!

👍87 👎49


What does "Cannoning" mean?

In Philadelphia this term is used to describe a violent or reckless person.

That youngan is a cannon.

👍1005 👎795


Cannoning - what does it mean?

someone you don't want to think is hot, but do

"damn he a cannon"

👍25 👎11


Cannoning - meaning

meaning that it is 'of the story' or something that could/did ACTUALLY happen in a story, used by fans and fanfictioners

Izzi: Gosh, Marrie, you really like the Harry and Ginny pairing for Harry Potter...
Marrie: Yeah, but it's totally cannon.
Izzi: I know, I read the seventh book

Jen: OMG! McGee and Abby are such a cute couple.
Dan: And it's cannon, have you seen the latest NCIS episode?
Jen: I know, Abby totally kissed McGee's head!!

👍1855 👎1105


Cannoning - definition

A powerful and unstoppable foosball move that both amazes and astounds the competition.

"Yo Mags, if you keep using the cannon, I'm quitting and going back to the kegger."

Guy #1: "Man, your cannon is unstoppable."
Guy #2: "That's what she said."

"I will beat you with the cannon and you will bow down to me as the greatest foosball player ever!"

👍33 👎11


Cannoning - slang

The art of farting whilst having diarreha on the toilet. The result is a shit coated toilet and a brown ass. The thudding sound it makes sounds like a cannon

Person 1: Man I had the worst shit ever today after that kebab

Person 2: Count your self lucky, I had the cannons after eating at that new Mexican place

Person 1: Ahhh gross man, bet the girlfriend had a good time cleaning that

👍51 👎15


Cannoning

A musical instrument used in Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

That cannon must be an instrument!

👍477 👎121


Cannoning

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.

👍805 👎21


Cannoning

When a male inserts his fingers rectally whilst masturbating to assist in stimulation

Jonny went to shoot his cannon but couldnt get off without loading the cannon, i.e. cannoning

👍37 👎29