Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cannon?

A large calibre handgun that is much more powerful then what is necessary for self defense, and carried as a phallic symbol. Examples include the: .44 magnum, .45 ACP, .45 GAP, 454 Casull, 460 Remington, .50 AE, or a 50 SW.

I pulled my cannon, and fired six shots.

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Cannon - what is it?

Old school term for a skilled pickpocket.

"Stumpy is a real class cannon - he can clean out a vic's pockets faster than a flatfoot can eat a donut!"

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What does "cannon" mean?

1. (n.) The future Philadelphia Flyers captain who blasts anyone in his way, via bruising body checks, fists of fury, or delivers blazing shots and sick nasty deke moves.

2. (v.) To violently blast someone in hockey, possibly breaking their face with sheer awesomeness.

3. (adj.) The quality of awesomeness, all-being, and unstoppable power, drive and determination that will stop at nothing to win and destroy the enemy.

Richards is Cannon, and the Philadelphia Flyers are Goon Squad Central. They will cannon fools in the face this year.

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Cannon - what does it mean?

a firearm, usually a pistol

He took a hard blow to the face before he could draw his cannon.

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Cannon - meaning

A common misspelling of canon.

"You only like that pairing because it's not cannon."
"No no, you mean CANON. Oh, and... That's not true."

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Cannon - definition

An ambiguous object. Possibly:

a) a cigar because one end burns like the fuse on a cannon
b) a blunt (cigar filled with weed) because after you smoke it you're head is going to explode.
c) any form of firework
d) a penis, cause after you suck it, it explodes in your face
e) a person, because they could blow you to bits in some way (pwn you)
f) the muscles (usually arm) of a person, because cannons are just bigger guns
g) a firearm, preferablly the one you use to kill the person using this ambigous word in front of you. Don't use this word, people will have no clue what you're talking about.

"What did you just say? Cannon?"

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Cannon - slang

1. A blunt (see blunt, L, philly, dutch, etc.) that is large in diameter. A blunt containing 3 or more grams of marijuana can safely be considered a cannon.

roll a cannon
spark the cannon
that cannon killed me man

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Cannon

An artillery piece, or something of that nature. I'm only writing this because I'm perturbed that the top definition for "cannon" is a misspelling of "canon." Are people really that stupid? I believe the answer is yes.

Canon is a totally different word than cannon.

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Cannon

In Philadelphia this term is used to describe a violent or reckless person.

That youngan is a cannon.

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Cannon

meaning that it is 'of the story' or something that could/did ACTUALLY happen in a story, used by fans and fanfictioners

Izzi: Gosh, Marrie, you really like the Harry and Ginny pairing for Harry Potter...
Marrie: Yeah, but it's totally cannon.
Izzi: I know, I read the seventh book

Jen: OMG! McGee and Abby are such a cute couple.
Dan: And it's cannon, have you seen the latest NCIS episode?
Jen: I know, Abby totally kissed McGee's head!!

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