Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Cable?

A character on Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 that n00bs use so they can do Viper Beam 5 million times in a row.

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Cable meme gif

Cable - video


Cable - what is it?

the thiccest bitch with the fattest ass in town. everyone wishes they had an ass as fat as hers.

1: omg do you see cable over there?

2: duh! she has the fattest ass ever! i wish she would date me!

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What does "Cable" mean?

To lay a 'cable'
To hang a crap
To take a shit

I am going to lay a cable
I am going to do some cable work for telstra

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Cable - what does it mean?

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

"I've just laid a cable"

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Cable - meaning

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

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Cable - definition

Old skool fat gold chain

He is flossing with them phat cables

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Cable - slang

A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.

Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself

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Cable

A length of stool/feces

He cut a serious cable this morning

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Cable

A character from Marvel's X-MEN comic books, he's the son of Cyclops and Madelyne Pryor. Later, he was sent to the future, where he was raised by people named Redd and Slym; these were actually Cyclops and Jean Grey. A telepath/telekinetic, he trained with the Askani, many years in the future; later on, he came back in time to fight Apocalypse. He also led the New Mutants for a time, and later, X-Force. He is also a close friend of Domino's, and currently lives in New York City.

No, he's comatose. Cable left him braindead.

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Cable

A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.

Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).

After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.

"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."

"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."

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