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What is Cabbage Patch?
A term used for a red head- due to the fact 'cabbage patch kids' had tendencies to be red haird and have freckles. Also a slang used for the box of a red headed female.
1. Jade you crazy ass cabbage patch, BEAT IT!
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...
Cabbage Patch - video
Cabbage Patch - what is it?
A Magical place where babies come from.
A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"
What does "Cabbage Patch" mean?
the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.
Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.
Cabbage Patch - what does it mean?
The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".
The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.
Cabbage Patch - meaning
Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.
"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."
Cabbage Patch - definition
Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.
Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?
Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.
Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!
Cabbage Patch - slang
When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump
Did you just cabbage patch me
Cabbage Patch
A Highly unattractive woman, usually with nice flowery names such as 'Rose'. Dont be fooled, this does not hide the fact that they are Rank!
These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.
Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.
The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
Look at the state of that Cabbage Patch over there, what a fucking Rotter! I bet the bloke who fucked that has got severe Knobrot!
Cabbage Patch
This occurs when a female that has a regular shaven vagina, fails to shave the backside of her butt hole, thus creating a small tuft of hair.
Damn dude, that girl last night had a nasty cabbage patch!
Cabbage Patch
The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.
1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!
2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.
3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.