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What is Cabbage?
Cabbage: cab-bage |Λkabij| - Vulgar slang
Usage --> cabbage, cabbaged, cabbaging
Noun:
(1) a cultivated plant, eaten as a vegetable
(2) a certain area on the human body located specifically around the pubic bone
Adjective:
(1) A term used to describe something that is highly unpleasant to the senses
(2) A term used to describe someone who is behaving in a particularly unpleasant way
(3) A term used to describe something that is destroyed, ruined, or worse
Verb:
(1) A term used to insult, threaten, or other wise harm someone emotionally.
"Dude you're groin smells like Cabbage did you fuck that fat bitch again?"
"Gah, teddy's computer is so Cabbaged... I bet he's been watching porn every day for the past 20 years!"
"That flip was so Cabbage... he wasn't even close to landing it"
***Can also be used in phrases such as:
"I'll punch you in your Cabbage"
"Go Cabbage yourself"
"That is some messed up Cabbage"
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Cabbage - video
Cabbage - what is it?
A hot girl, often referred to as a fine or fresh piece of cabbage. A common phrase is "I'd farm that cabbage", used the same way one would use the phrase "I'd tap that". There is also "rotten cabbage" (an ugly chick), "bushy cabbage" (girl with nice boobs) and several other cabbage and farming-related metaphors.
Bobby: Do you see that nice fresh piece of cabbage over there?
Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that
Bobby: Let's go hit on her
Luke: Sure thing bro
What does "Cabbage" mean?
A green, oddly shaped, foul tasting vegatable.
A favourate among those who like cabbages.
That green lump there, it looks like a cabbage!
Cabbage - what does it mean?
Description given to an item or person who carries the traits of a over-conscious Gucci wearing, butt-plug sitting, nasal talking, exaggerated expense without the justifiable cause; opposite of Ghetto.
Cabbage person: Have you been to that French restaurant down the street?
Ghetto Massive: Hell no. That place is so cabbage, I am just a student.
Cabbage - meaning
A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.
Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
Cabbage - definition
Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.
A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*
John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
Cabbage - slang
to cabbage. the act of cabbaging someone is to grab their fist when they offer it for a fist bump. the term was coined because the created ball is said to look like a cabbage.
"cabbage" must be said after cabbaging someone.
FRIEND: wow that was amazing! knuckle-touch!
YOU: CABBAGE. but yeah, it was awesome.
Cabbage
Commonly its someone who views any form of education as a "waste of time" and usually tries to become a professional at a sport but ends up getting a "good effort" award, they also enjoy spending time fantasizing that they will earn millions in the future.
Unfortunately these types of people are often delusional, see themselves above everyome else and won't listen to anyone else's opinion apart from another cabbage. So it's hard to persuade them to change.
In the end, a cabbage will become a gym teacher, or a coach for small team which won't achieve much but more "good effort" awards and barely getting minimal wage.
That guys a cabbage.
How come?
His grades are falling and his sports career doesn't exist, but he keeps saying that he's better then everyone else.
Cabbage
To be like a vegetable, one who has no brain nor cognitive thinking patterns.
To procrastinate or be lazy.
To chill out like fat people.
Instead of going to class, Jason "Cabbaged" all day.
Or
Beth didn't give the guy a working number because of the stains on his shirt and he looked like a "cabbage".
Cabbage
Why the fuck are you googling what a cabbage is. Itβs lettuce dumbass
I eat cabbage