Cost per Nut (CPN) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, โWhich woman is hotter?โ
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie โI prefer blondesโ, โI like big buttsโ, โIโm a boob manโ, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears โI donโt do thatโ, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply arenโt confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response โYou canโt put a price on love!โ This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much โloveโ costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
"Hey Bro! I think theyโre both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest Cost perNut (CPN). Yo!"
Acronym for Cotton Picking Nigger. Racial slur. Refers to an extremely incompetent, lazy, stupid or foolish person. They are often though not always black skinned.
CPN (aka Cost Per Nut) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, โWhich woman is hotter?โ
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie โI prefer blondesโ, โI like big buttsโ, โIโm a boob manโ, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears โI donโt do thatโ, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply arenโt confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response โYou canโt put a price on love!โ This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much โloveโ costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
"Hey Bro! I think theyโre both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest CPN. Yo!"