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What is COOTIE?

an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy

ahhh!!! clay gave me the cooties!!

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COOTIE - what is it?

Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool.

Ew, get away from me, you have cooties!

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What does "COOTIE" mean?

Contagious mental disease spread by contact of skin though genders, mainly contracted in begining grades. Side effects are public humiliation.

Jason got cooties because he touched Brittany!

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COOTIE - what does it mean?

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young females and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young boys.
Various forms of protection include, Sprays, Suits, and name calling.

"Oh no here comes Suzy, Quick guys into our anti cootie suits"

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COOTIE - meaning

The metaphysical manifestation of the fear of social backlash resulting from association with the opposite sex during childhood.

In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.

(Josh is seen with Katie.)
Boys: Eww, Josh has cooties!

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COOTIE - definition

a pseudo-germ or false disease that children use to avoid or tease one another. Theorized to have come from a child's misinterpretation of a slang word "cootie" meaning vagina.

Boy: Dad, what's a cootie?
Dad: ...uh...well, it's something that all girls have.
Boy: Ewww, girls have cooties!

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COOTIE - slang

An age-old disease only found in young children. all children have this disease, but the boys have a different type than the girls. because of this, touching or being touhed by a member of the opposite sex is fatal, since you have gotten their cooties.

Don't touch that girl, she'll give you cooties!

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COOTIE

non-medical germs, that are spread by contact by touch, usually among schoolkids.

can be protected by a 'cootie shot', which involves tracing a 'circle, circle, dot, dot-- now you've got a cootie shot' on the palm of the hand.

eww, i can't believe kevin touched me! that was so gross and boys have cooties!

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COOTIE

US slang that references childhood:

Cooties are an imaginary affliction from childhood.

When children reach the age where they notice the sexes are different the children claim a member of the opposite opposite sex will give you "cooties" if they touch you.

Its a way of little girls telling other little girls not to play with boys and vice versa

You played with little Jimmy? Ooow, your going to get cooties.

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COOTIE

Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."

Age 8: "Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!"

Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"

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