Definder - what does the word mean?

What is CBD?

Could Be Done...
Used either in speech or when replying to a text.

ME: Hey Aaron are we going out getting smashed tonight?
Aaron(said with a smirk): CBD...

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CBD - what is it?

CBD is a popular acronym used by the Illuminati that describes how effectively the harvest (everyone else) is absorbing the latest β€œcure” it has designed. It stands for Credulous Bovine Drank.

They are really slurping up the latest Taylor Swift album. Yeah, we are selling CBD Kool-aid for $20 dollars a pop at all her shows. Buffet is doing a keynote at Davos this year about it.

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What does "CBD" mean?

Cock Blocking Degree: The word is used to refer to anyone whether male or female who either intentionally or accidently interferes with a male trying to meet or hook up with a woman or man. (Usually the interference leads to rejection)

Also:
Slang used to describe someone who repeatedly blocks your balls in pool/billiards (also known as Jap Pool)

Damn, "Insert Persons Name" just freakin came over while I was talking to that chick. It was going good until they came over. "Name" must have their CBD cause next thing I new, the chick walked away fast.

or

Damn man, you got your CBD, thats the 5th time you blocked the 8-ball

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CBD - what does it mean?

Crybaby disorder

"Dude why are you crying?" "I have CBD."

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CBD - meaning

"Come Back Dick" Man who is so good in bed that women can't resist coming back to get some more, regardless of how awful the man is.

He's unemployed, rude, lazy, and disgusting... but he has CBD, and that is why chicks blow up his digits.

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CBD - definition

Chick's Before Dicks

Jill-" I can't believe you would blow me off for your new boyfriend"
Selena-" I'm sorry CBD forever"

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CBD - slang

Critical Bollock Depth. When a guy is lowering himself slowly into a cold body of water, such as an outdoor swimming pool, this is the point at which his nuts become fully immersed and he lets out a shriek.

Person going into water: "FUUUUUUUCKK, I've just reached CBD".

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CBD

Stands for:

Cock &
Ball
Destruction

The very literal act of destroying one or another’s cock and balls. Often mistaken for Cannabidiol, which is related to marijuana. Cock and ball destruction is intensely pleasurable and has great health benefits as well, often more than what it gets mistaken for. Give it a try!

Guy 1: Hey man, I’m gunna do some CBD
Guy 2: Oh sweet man, who is your dealer?
Guy 1: What? Dude I’m going to destroy my cock and balls with a hammer
Guy 2: oh, my mistake. I can see how I would get that mistaken.

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CBD

Cannabidiol-a naturally occurring cannabinoid constituent of cannabis.

"Ay dawg you got any CBD oil?"

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CBD

Aka Diet dabs, are cannabinoids in the cannabis plant that don't get you high hence "diet." It's used medicinally, for things like anxiety, insomnia, menstrual cramps, etc. "Dabs," because it's mostly taken in oil form & vaped, but can be eaten in candy form, used topically (lotion), in beverages (water soluble) or taken in drops under the tongue. It's legal in most stated but that's besides the point.

"Yo you wanna hit my cbd pen bro?" Bro get that diet dab out my face, it has no thc.

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