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What is Bustamante?
A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
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Bustamante - what is it?
A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
What does "Bustamante" mean?
The opposite of a Blumpkin. Getting your salad tossed, a.k.a. ass eatin out, while taking a piss
I had to take a piss while I was bangin her in the bathroom, so I made her give me a Cruz Bustamante
Bustamante - what does it mean?
A hispanic Oompa Loompa. Cheap labor version of a Non-Hispanic,Republican Oompa Loompa.
A standard Oompa Loompa get's to actually "touch" the candy at the Wonka Factory. The Hispanic Oompa Loompa such as Cruz Bustamante, empties the trash and unclogs the shitters at the Wonka factory for the Non-Hispanic Oompa Loompas.
Bustamante - meaning
In Spanish, a slang term for motherfucker. Also called bustaputa.
You are a stupid loser, you are a motherfucker, you are a fucking asshole... how about this,you are BUSTAMANTE! there...
Bustamante - definition
NOUN
1: a religious faith wherein God is declared awesome and worthy of correspondence, requiring no apparent effort or task of the believer in order to attain salvation
2: the belief that God is bustamante
Jesus died for me? No thanks, I've got Bustamanteism.
Bustamante - slang
A cocktail comprised of a blush/rose' wine and an XTC tab. A popular drink enjoyed by exotic dancers working the afternoon shift in "off main street" strip clubs. Not only does this drink allow them to get more into their routine, but also allows them to look very classy to the clientele.
I was at this club gettin' on this girl and I knew I'd close the deal watching how she downed all those Bustamante's one after another.
Bustamante
1) a group of fake decieving people.
2) latin term meaning motherfucker.
3) wealthy hispanic family.
4) to play favorites.
1) What a bunch of Bustamantes.
2) Orale, Bustamante! My pinche food is getting cold!
3) Look at that bustamante saving money on electricity.
4) Damn, your family likes to bustamante alot huh?
Bustamante
A person who loves a women's jugs .
Hey, did you know that John is a Bustamante? (Tittie lover)
Bustamante
a very cool last name
someone who is nice,generous and considerate
your best buddy
is pronounced (boost-a-mon-tay)
NOT pronounced (bust-a-men-tee)
Woah!!! Your last name is Bustamante?!?!?!? You must be AWESOME!!!!!!