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What is Burwell?
Lieutenant General Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller (June 26, 1898 – October 11, 1971) was a United States Marine mustang officer, notable as the most decorated Marine in history.
Winner of:
Navy Cross (5)
Distinguished Service Cross
Silver Star
Legion of Merit
Bronze Star
Purple Heart
Lewis Burwell Puller is the corps prime example of the organizations dedication.
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Burwell - what is it?
The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:
Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.
Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.
The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
Lewis Burwell Puller, the quintessential Marine.
Good night Chesty! Wherever you are!
What does "Burwell" mean?
A town where the population never changes. One girl gets pregnant one man leaves town. It's been this way for more years than I have been alive! A town run by the old folks and pissed on by the young. Once you get here you might as well consider yourself a lifer. There's no way out. Weed is sold on just about every street and the most popular place (besides the beach) is the LCBO. Everyone here gets laid! "Secret affairs" aren't so secret when the whole town knows your business. Omg let's not forget the waste of millions of dollars that could have went to hundreds of things to build up this area and bring in businesses and popularity! Why do all this when we can have a submarine that is rusting to all fuck from the shitty paint job done to it. And lets not forget to over charge the fuck out of the tour price so that barely anyone cares to see it. Just a complete waste of money leaving the residents to fit the bill! The older folks running the town bring in the worst entertainment possible these days definately feel like the town is only catered to the elderly and then they wonder why younger and new families don't show up for fun anymore. At least if you go to the right place the fish is good.
Let's go to Port Burwell and laugh at the $6 million rusting submarine.
At least the booze, weed and fish are plentiful here.
It's summer time lets go fuck our neighbors and tourists after we pick up a baggy and a bottle.
Burwell - what does it mean?
A person normally a guy who really really like lots of gore and violence (normally in a video game) and is used in the video game world and is something you don't want to be.
Person1:Dude! I just blasted the head of that guy on fallout.
Person2:wow quit "being a burwell
Person3:ya you sick freak.
person1:sorry but it was really cool.
Burwell - meaning
The term given to describe the action of any person drinking a full beverage (mostly beer) in under 5 seconds.
Dude, how did you drink that so fast. You just pulled a Burwell!
Burwell - definition
The sexiest man alive who gets all the ladies to lay him down and have sex with him. Also a term for a man who has gotten so much tang that his orange juice is sweet as fuck.
Burwell came to my house last night and all the girls followed him into the bedroom. The best I could do was film it.