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What is Burrito Bomb?
it's when you eat 4 burritos while bouncing, then you throw up the next day.
oh shit ALi had a serious burrito bomb last night
Burrito Bomb - video
Burrito Bomb - what is it?
Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)
Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!
James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!
What does "Burrito Bomb" mean?
Burrito bombing is when one goes to Taco Bell and buys a burrito. Then and only then the burrito is completely opened exposing its contents. The burrito is then taken to a place where there is a large gathering of people whereupon the burrito is thrown into the crowd. You and your friends then quickly drive away.
Dude 1: So many middle school nerds gather outside the theater on Friday nights. We should do a drive by burrito bombing!
Dude 2: Hell yeah!
Burrito Bomb - what does it mean?
the throwing of a burrito(tacos,fajitas also acceptable) at a hooker. ( it is crucial to have taken at least one bite from the projectile to ensure maximum splatter upon impact. also so that you did not completely waste $.89 )
last night Dave and I went to Taco Bell, and on the drive home, Dave rolled down his window and burrito-bombed the shit out of this hooker!
Burrito Bomb - meaning
When a chunk of food falls off of your burrito and explodes on the table/counter into several scattered pieces. Makes the act of eating a burrito to be a bit messy at times, and a bit dissatisfying as some burrito bombs land on the floor, making them less appetizing to recover.
I love eating burritos, but these damn burrito bombs are making a mess.