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What is Bronie?
A male who is strangely addicted to watching 'My Little Pony' .
This usually refer's to the series of 'Friendship is Magic' .
These bronies will tend to 'brohoof' other bronies as a sign of acceptance in there bronie world. After the first 2 episode's you will be addicted! No matter what happens... There is no cure for this disease. The episode's are so addicting because satin has cursed them. 65% of bronies tend to turn gay after finishing season 2. These bronies have no girlfriends. Or they hide there identity of being a bronie. a TRUE BRONIE is proud of who they are. They don't change becuz of what people tell him. BRONIES ARE USUALLY TEEN AGE BOYS TO VERY OLD/GROWN MEN. THAT HAVE A REAL PENIS. IF YOU ARE A TEEN BRONIE YOU DON'T GROW A DICK TELL U ARE 60.
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Example #1
(On the phone)
"Hey dude, wanna go skateboarding?"
"Nah, I can't"
"Why?"
"My little pony is on next"
(WHISPERS) " Forever alone" (Hangs up)
"HELLO?"
...
(Hangs up)
Example #2
(Girlfriend talks to boyfriend)
GF: "Hey honey wanna go to the movies?"
BF: " No."
GF: "Why we never go anywhere together anymore, when was the last time we went on a date?"
BF: " I still love you..."
GF: "It doesn't seem like it"
BF: " I do i swear!"
GF: " Prove it! come with me on a date to the movies"
BF: " I TOLD U I CAN'T"
GF: " WHY???"
BF: "THE TRUTH IS THAT I AM A BRONIE"
GF: " your a what?"
BF: "I AM A BRONIE I AM ADDICTED TO WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC...I LOVE PONIES!!"
GF: "Laughs, all this time u lied to me?"
BF: 'Smirks' "Brohoof" (put's a hand out for props)
GF: " It's over, bye... (Whispers to BF) "Forever alone"
BF: (Doesn't give a fuck, that he just broke up. Keeps watching my little pony at the age of 23.
Bronie - meme gif
Bronie - video
Bronie - what is it?
Male fans of My Little Pony, Typically at the age were they have pubic hair.
These people generally have very few friends that will allow them to stick their penis into them, so they resort to My Little Pony.
They believe they are a form of hipster, by watching MLP.
This is not true, Trying to convince Bronies what they do is gay is just like convincing a Justin Bieber fan that he sucks.
Guy 1: Hey what are you watching there?!
Bronie: My Little Pony
Guy 1: ahaha, wtf are you gay or something?
Bronie: :( yes
Guy 1: fucking Bronies...........
What does "Bronie" mean?
People who have jumped on the My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic bandwagon, they are usually 14-40, 99% of Bronies are anti-social virgins who force there beliefs upon one. They are often laughed upon in real life non-internet users.
MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Hey i watch My Little Pony, i can also sing the themetue in German.
Class: *Laughs*
MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Cries in the corner of his room at night complaining in various forums.
Bronie - what does it mean?
A 50 year old man the watches my little pony every day and still lafffs at sexual jokes
I took my little sister to a my little pony convention and I saw a bronie in a full pink horse outfit.
Bronie - meaning
Hey son look a bronie, don't be a fag like him
Bronie - definition
Bronies are adult men who use the little girl cartoon "My Little Pony" to groom children to molest them.
Bronie - slang
An adult man who is into My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Can be found in the bowels of 4chan that is /b/ as well as most other image boards across the web.
Mark is a total Bronie, he's been watching My Little Pony all day.
Bronie
A misspelling of the word "Brony" which refers to a male (usually adult) viewer of the TV program "My Little Pony's 2010 reboot known as "Friendship is Magic.
"Dude, you spelled brony wrong."
"No I didn't, look Bronie: B-R-O-N-I-E"
"No, man, it's Brony: B-R-O-N-Y"
Bronie
A male fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Also a failed spelling of "Brony".
A Brony refers to ONE Brony.
Bronies refers to TWO or MORE Bronies.
Bronie refers to someone who can't utilize proper spelling.
If anyone starts worshiping or bitching about bronies, and they say "bronie" referring to one brony, don't listen to them. They clearly haven't done enough research and will most likely fuck up whatever they're trying to prove.
Bronie
A male fan of the series, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."
"Dude, are you a member of the herd?"
"Yeah, I'm a Bronie"
Fist-bumps are exchanged and both say; "Bro-hoof"