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What is Brexiteer?
British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"
Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.
A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.
Nigel's abrupt brexit led to a long and lonely night for Magdalena.
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Brexiteer - video
Brexiteer - what is it?
Leaving while still eating breakast
Nosey cunt: there's Amy at the bus stop eating her breakfast Nosey Cunts Husband: leave her alone she has voted to Brexit this morning. Come away from the window you nosey cunt
Amy: look over there that Nosey cunt is watching me Brexit
Bus stop: ignore her and enjoy your Brexit
What does "Brexiteer" mean?
The latest word for confusion
Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real?
Me: I am Brexit right now
Brexiteer - what does it mean?
The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.
*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."
Brexiteer - meaning
Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership
What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
Brexiteer - definition
The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.
Manager: BREXIT HIM
Player: *Breaks ankles to the point where they can never walk again*
Brexiteer - slang
Brexit
Verb: Brexiting
The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now
Brexiteer
Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around.
F: What's up with Boris, I thought he was leaving.
G: Apparently he's brexiting.
Brexiteer
slang for someone who chats shite and is always unrealistic.
You know like that mate everyone has, who when your in the pub on a Wednesday and some guy you vaguely know says ‘Alright lads you coming to footy on Saturday, early kick off at Midday..load of the lads meeting at the pub at 10.30am’
You say ‘Doubt it mate, we are out for Fat Baz’s Stag Do In Dam on Thursday and Friday and Dodgy Tony has a link up, our flight don’t land at Heathrow until 10am Saturday morning’
But your mate says ‘I will be there, I am King of the Sess’ even though he is already talking in joined up writing after one pint of 3.4% bitter.
Fucking stupid Brexiteer.
Brexiteer
Someone who believes in unicorns and fairy dust, and that their own failure in life is due to immigrants, the European Parliament and straight bananas. Brexiteers are the staunch enemy of remoaners who cause them undue stress by asking difficult questions in their selfish search for any facts (or plans) that might make the impending mother of all fuckups "worth it".
Likely to also be a little dim.
Remoaner #1: Have you met Bob? He's 36 and still believes in the Tooth Fairy
Remoaner #2: no great surprise, he is a brexiteer after all