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What is BREXIT?
A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye
"I can't believe Olivia pulled such a brexit. Suddenly my birthday party was all about her."
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BREXIT - what is it?
British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"
Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.
A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.
Nigel's abrupt brexit led to a long and lonely night for Magdalena.
What does "BREXIT" mean?
The latest word for confusion
Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real?
Me: I am Brexit right now
BREXIT - what does it mean?
The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.
*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."
BREXIT - meaning
Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership
What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
BREXIT - definition
The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.
Manager: BREXIT HIM
Player: *Breaks ankles to the point where they can never walk again*
BREXIT - slang
Brexit
Verb: Brexiting
The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now
BREXIT
Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around.
F: What's up with Boris, I thought he was leaving.
G: Apparently he's brexiting.
BREXIT
Total and unmitigating Fuckup, based of a cart load of bullshit.
Oh you fucking BREXITED that right up!
BREXIT
Leaving while still eating breakast
Nosey cunt: there's Amy at the bus stop eating her breakfast Nosey Cunts Husband: leave her alone she has voted to Brexit this morning. Come away from the window you nosey cunt
Amy: look over there that Nosey cunt is watching me Brexit
Bus stop: ignore her and enjoy your Brexit