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What is Braces?
The metal shits that live in your mouth for 2-5 years, they are just torture to children.
Grant: " I thought I wanted braces so bad, but bro they suck ass!"
Spencer: "Yeah, ikr, they are too sore too even eat."
Braces - meme gif
Braces - video
Braces - what is it?
Hell in your mouth, but makes your teeth straight.
Ugh, my braces really hurt!
Braces stink, but they are so worth the pain.
What does "Braces" mean?
Designed to make hot girls look ugly for as long as they wear them.
omg, if it wherent for those braces..............
Braces - what does it mean?
Hell in your mouth, but makes your teeth straight.
Ugh, my braces really hurt!
Braces stink, but they are so worth the pain.
Braces - meaning
Actually not that bad! If you’re looking this up there’s a 68% chance your getting braces and are nervous. Or you’re just really bored and searching up random stuff on Urban Dictionary. But trust me it’s not that bad at all!
Friend: Hey! Have you gotten braces? I’ve been told they are SUPER painful!
Me: Actually, they aren’t that bad. Just a bit uncomfortable while getting them on and a bit sore afterwards but that’s it!
Braces - definition
The most horrifying thing to have in your mouth (other than headgear). They stretch all across every single one of your teeth and they hurt very badly when tightened by the orthodontist. It's like if you put a magnet even near your mouth, it will pull to your teeth because your mouth is filled with metal. And usually people must wear braces for at least 1-2 years. It's terrible. Near the end of your "treatment", you have to wear mini rubber bands inside your mouth and wear them every single second of the day (but take them out when you eat). Ugh. And when all that is finished and they take the braces off, they fit your mouth for two retainers that you have to wear for the REST OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ON PLANET EARTH!
Nicknames that you can be called with braces:
-BraceFace
-MetalMouth
Jimmy: Hey man!
Doug: Hi.
Jimmy: What's that shiny thing I saw in your mouth?
Doug: ...Braces...
Jimmy: DUDE!
Doug: Yeah...
Jimmy: HEY EVERYBODY! DOUG IS A BRACEFACE!
Doug: Dude??? What the crap???
Jimmy: Braceface braceface braceface braceface!
Doug: Dude, SHUTUP!
Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHA!
(2 weeks later)
Doug: Hey!
Jimmy: Hi...
Doug: Man, did you get braces?
Jimmy: Maybe...
Doug: HA! WHAT NOW???
Braces - slang
The (probably) living and breathing version of hell, and a contraption that converts hot people into fugly nerds, like myself.
Briana:Crap, I have to get braces.
Ken:Im gonna go hump Barbie
Briana:WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE, KEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE DRAWER!
Ken:Your braces make you fugly
Braces
Metal stuff that kills your teeth.
OUCHHHHHH!!! I hate braces!!!
Braces
Painful shards of concentrated hell cemented to your teeth for an amount of time that is never short enough. They are put there by sadistic psychopaths that enjoy inflicting pain upon others. Even after they are removed, the pain does not stop. It cannot be that easy, as you must wear a retainer for at least an eternity.
Braces are concentrated pain.
Braces
1.you need braces
2. the orthodontist puts tiny bits of rubber between your teeth, after taking molds and scans that are something like the intro level of Halo 1
3. your teeth feel fine when you leave and you start to think that this might not be so bad, tsometime later (usually around dinner, which is something that is really good) your mollars hurt like bitchez, any pressure on them makes you keel over in agony.
4. at this point you finally realize the power of this man, he can hurt you more than you know, when you go back he pulls out the rubber bits and proceeds to ATTACH METAL RINGS TO THE TEETH THAT STILL FUCKING HURT after that trauma is over he moves on to a number of small, shiny things on a paper...
5. the shiny things or "brackets" get attached with glue, then a wire gets attached to the brackets
6. in a month, after more pain, the wire gets replaced with a bigger wire that hurts more.
7. this cycle continues until your teeth are straight, then they get twisted off and you STILL HAVE TO WEAR A FUCKING WIRE THING OVER YOUR TEETH
The only good thing about the entire situation is that most of the assistants to the orthodontist are hot and stupid, when they are doing the bitch work like binding brackets they often rub their boobs on you, mostly your (face) head. they giggle and look all cute and you feel the inevitable boner, and thats why she stabs you in the gums for the next appointment.
Dude 1: hey dude i just got back from the orthodontist
Dude 2: how was that?
Dude 1: not bad, the assistant rubbed her boobs in my face, which was sweet until she had to crank really hard on my Braces and they both bounced and landed on my face, well... lets just say prejac sucks...
Dude 2: wow