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What is Bouldering?
A Town in Colorado consisting of 8 miles surrounded by reality where the residents are more concerned about the voting rights of their pets than the common good..
A town where wild oats started the craze of overpaying for healthy food...
A Town where marijuana is a staple in everyone's medicine cabinet.
What are you doing this weekend? - I am going up to a place where I can buy a $50 quart of tofu and $5 dime bag of weed...
Oh, you mean Boulder?
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Bouldering - what is it?
A city in Colorado, home of the University of Colorado. A crazy town consisting of primarily hippies, stoners, a couple of rich areas, and of course, the college. Very large party school.
Hey John, been up to Boulder lately? I hear there was a massive couch burning yesterday, until they realized that all the reefer was going up too.
What does "Bouldering" mean?
Created by a Cary student; Term used to describe the feeling of being extremely stoned, beyond belief.
Ryan got bouldered before he went to math.
Bouldering - what does it mean?
There are 4 words for kinds of hard earth matter: pebbles, rocks, stones, and boulders. correct?
So why always say "I am stoned" when you are so ripped that you can barely function? the word "stoned" is too general
"Hey dude, you ripped right now?"
-"Yeah man, I'm bouldered!"
"Damn, what are you doing?"
-"Uhh. sitting. TV is cool"
Bouldering - meaning
Eating out a woman with untreated genital warts.
Tommy decided he wanted to go bouldering with Susie.
Bouldering - definition
What gay ass nature faggots call climbing.
Hey bro, you wanna go bouldering in Mother Nature later and then fuck each other in the ass?
Bouldering - slang
A state of awesomeness. When a person feels indestructible or like they are on top of the world.
"Dude I was so bouldering when I took that exam. I totally aced it"
Bouldering
A type of rock climbing that does not involve ropes. Instead climbers carry around crashpads to fall on because they do not go high enough to hurt themselves.
Because we were going bouldering I had to swap my rope for my crashpad.
Bouldering
a type of climbing, a sport down right on its own. routes become PROBLEMS use of crashpads is encouraged. dont fuck up and fall cause we aint spotting you.
have you seen the new Bishop bouldering guide? tons of new problems EVERYWHERE. go out and GET SOME!
Bouldering
A type of Rock Climbing that started when a group of drunk guys camping bet each other they couldn't get on top of a boulder.
Jerry: Damn it John! You kicked the hackey sack on top of that boulder!... I bet you can't get it.
John: I bet you I can!
...and Bouldering was born.