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What is Boebert?
An over-the-pants-handy commonly performed in a public place.
To my surprise, I was boeberted during a matinee showing of Barbie with my Bible study date.
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Boebert - what is it?
Boebert, also called Trichomoniasis is a common curable sexually transmitted infection and is usually treatable with a course of antibiotics. It is known for its pungent fishy odour. “The Boebert infection can be quite smelly,” says Minkin. “It’s a more pronounced fishy odour than bacterial vaginosis.”
It must be Boebert; I can smell that bitch from here.
I will never be able to go down on a woman again, not after that Beobert experience.
What does "Boebert" mean?
Sexual activity performed in a theater audience setting. "Giving a boebert" refers specifically to a manual sex act (e.g. a hand job), however the act may include other boorish behavior including vaping, talking loudly, taking selfies, and general disruption.
The term originated from an incident in September, 2023, when CCTV security footage for Beetlejuice, The Musical allegedly show Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R, CO) engaging in heavy-petting with a male companion.
Shirley gave me a Boebert during the Tucson Theater production of 'Dear Evan Hansen'.
Boebert - what does it mean?
The shit you take after your first cup of coffee in the morning
"Boy was that a stinky Boebert"
"One minute, I'm finishing up my Boebert"
Boebert - meaning
Verb - To fail at something thoroughly by having done something incredibly stupid.
"Damn it, Lauren, you used the wiper fluid while we're driving a convertible! You really boeberted."
"I boeberted my job interview. They asked what made me leave my last job and I said my boss was a fucking idiot."
Boebert - definition
A load of semen that has been deposited intranasally then hocked up and spit out or swallowed.
Gross! That looks like somebody's Boebert on the floor.
Boebert - slang
A person whose cognitive and social development stalled in early pubescence.
Did you hear her speech to congress? What a boebert!
I'm not a boebert, you're a boebert!
Boebert
Another word for a pervert.
Person A: "Did you hear her husband exposed himself in a bowling alley and was arrested for lewd exposure?"
Person B: "Wow, her husband is a total boebert!"
Boebert
When a person burps and vomits slightly into their throat.
Woman: I just had a Boebert.
Man: What‘s that?
Woman: I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I’m fine.
Boebert
N: A handjob given in a theater full of families
I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.