What is Beetlejuice?

Noun •

cursed 👀

If you want to curse yourself, this is a good way to do it 🚾☝

Follow these three steps to find out how to curse:

• Say Beetlejuice 3 times
• Make sure you are armed
• Tell Beetlejuice to murder the laws of physics

Follow these simple steps and you can

"Hey you got any ######? No? Ah, no problem. beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! OH crud there he is! oh no. Why you unbuckling your belt??"

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Beetlejuice - what is it?

He's daddy. He's fucking smexy and sonekendgsjwbsjdbd oml yes! Beetlejuice is my daddy! My master! He can fuck my hole!

Beetlejuice: *breathes*
Me: hUAAAH *orgasm*
Beetlejuice: *lenny face*

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What does "Beetlejuice" mean?

v. To give an over-the-clothes handjob/fingerbang in a public place

If you're going to Beetlejuice your date at a Broadway show try to hide it with the popcorn box

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Beetlejuice - what does it mean?

Antics that you do or say is not the ordinary in other words crazy mentally not stable.

Yo I got this friend that's beetlejuice he just says the wrong things at the wrong time.

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Beetlejuice - meaning

The current useless mayor of Chicago (aka Chiraq) itself a city in C(r) ook County Illinois (Killinois). Like most demo(n) crat (demonrat) mayors, is incredibly incompetent and deflects all of their leadership failures on others, as the crime rate increases and people leave Chiraq in record numbers.

Man, Beetlejuice makes Rahm Emmanuel look like a great mayor, and he was a 🤡!

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Beetlejuice - definition

A freelance bio-exorcist who works with ghosts to scare the living out of their houses.
He can be seen lurking around small scale models of towns.
Hey there goes Elvis! Looks Like I'm next.