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What is beetlejuice?
Noun •
cursed 👀
If you want to curse yourself, this is a good way to do it 🚾☝
Follow these three steps to find out how to curse:
• Say Beetlejuice 3 times
• Make sure you are armed
• Tell Beetlejuice to murder the laws of physics
Follow these simple steps and you can
"Hey you got any ######? No? Ah, no problem. beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! OH crud there he is! oh no. Why you unbuckling your belt??"
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Beetlejuice - what is it?
can also be a term of affection for a loved one
"i love you, beetlejuice"
What does "beetlejuice" mean?
similar to sweatanuts
someone whos stupid and annoying
"yo stop being such a beetlejuice"
Beetlejuice - what does it mean?
A astronomy term, a collection of stars that form 'bettlejuice'
At night you can see Bettlejuice.
Beetlejuice - meaning
1. Vampire food, and also god food (see soma)
2. semen(derived from the phrase beat it), also called cum
3. blood(derived from a beating heart); alternatively the blood of christ.
4. the guts of dead beetles - specifically scarab beetles which are a form of dung beetles(this is an anal sex reference
5. an abstract term for drum beats, specifically lound ones such as those coming from a boom box.
6. a cartoon character
7. in its original form, betelgeuse, it is a star representing the right arm of Orion, the high preyst/hunter (his other arm is called bellatrix, another masturbation joke). in astrology, it is the marker star for the 6th lunar mansion: "Moon in Gemini". Astrologers will joke and call this a "shooting star".
8. In the catholic church, if you drink this you have been beatified, which means blessed.
9. it is often associated with the boogie man
10. another word for he-brew
11. in greek culture, it is known as the river stix
12. another name for benjamin, derived from "son of my right hand"
The second time Joe came, there was beetlejuice all over his chest. All the catholics quickly drank it up as it is their favorite drink.
Beetlejuice - definition
2008 Grammy/Oscar winner. A retarded midget known from his appearances on the Howard Stern show.
Would be a millionaire rap star today if only he could hustle crack out of some girl's panties. Also see "Ja Rule" and "50 Cent".
Beetlejuice, get out there sell some rocks. You gonna be a big star man. You kick all their asses man!
Beetlejuice - slang
a cracked out midget with the most messed up teeth ever. goatizzles role model
beet with friends and a stripper for two bucks!
Beetlejuice
To mention someone who you haven't seen in a while. Particularly someone you(and others) don't wish to see.
First girl: "I haven't seen crazy crack-y Jackie in a while."
Second Girl: "SSSSSSHHHHHH.. Don't beetlejuice, her, I don't want her showing up here!!!"
Beetlejuice
A favorite guest on the Howard Stern radio show who is an African-American midget with an unusually small head. His catch phrase is saying "Me?" after being asked questions. Also known for giving outrageous answers to simple questions (ie. What number comes between 2 and 4, his answer "36".).
He believes he's 6'7" 480lbs when in reality he's 4'8" 92 lbs. Real Name is Lester Green. Has been in a few movies including Scary Movie 2 and Bubble Boy. His website is jollydwarf.com
Beetlejuice
A Tim Burton Film. And also the best film ever made. A clever and diverse way of looking at the recently deceased. A freelanced bio-exorcist.
Lets go smoke some dope and watch that film by tim burton called beetlejuice.