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What is Blue Lagoon?
When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.
David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!
Blue Lagoon - video
Blue Lagoon - what is it?
This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.
Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.
What does "Blue Lagoon" mean?
Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".
The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.
Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.
See also: proximity infatuation
A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."
A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
Blue Lagoon - what does it mean?
While having sex standing doggystyle inside of a porta-potty, you pull out and put it in her ass, while simotaniously dunking her head in the blue poo water.
Umberto gave a girl the Blue Lagoon at the fair.
Blue Lagoon - meaning
When a woman sees a older mans erection and jumps on it, straddling his wheelchair. When the man starts choking, she hits the back of his head with a walking stick, thus ejaculating viagra from his mouth. She pisses in his lap, creating a blue lagoon.
Why's old Jim wet through? Oh, Maureen just gave him a Blue lagoon
Blue Lagoon - definition
A secret code name for when your on your menstrual cycle.
Friend: hey what's wrong?
Me: nothing just my blue lagoon
Blue Lagoon - slang
an alcoholic drink consisting of 1.75 liters of UV Blue vodka and 2 liters of Mountain Dew.
Dude, we totally got fucked up last weekend on blue lagoon.
Blue Lagoon
To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.
Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.
Blue Lagoon
A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:
"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."
Gas Station Attendant:
"Fuck you. I quit."
Blue Lagoon
When several people all stand in a circle or something, in a public pool (or any body of water) and urinate simultaneously.
Those drunk guys over there are doing a blue lagoon in Bradley's pool!