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What is Bludge?
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Bludge - what is it?
blunt sludge. BLUDGE. a brown liquid that forms at the end of a blunt. it appears when the tobacco wrap is overwhelmed with too much saliva (otherwise known as nigger lipping). it stains everything it touches! don't get it on yo polo.
person #1: whats this shit on my damn lip??
person #2: that's bludge you nig nog!
What does "Bludge" mean?
verb
1. (when intr, often foll by on) to scrounge from (someone)
2. (intr) to evade work
3. (intr) Archaic to act as a pimp
noun
a very easy task; undemanding employment
* This guy just bludge at work
* He was sacked for bludging on the job.
* Hey dude.. stop bludging!!!!!!
Bludge - what does it mean?
Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.
What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"
Bludge - meaning
Aimlessly lying about with no direct purpose in life.
Johnny is just bludging about is apartment.
Bludge - definition
The Australian layman's word for 'procrastination'
I think I'm gonna bludge around a bit today
Bludge - slang
1.when you dont have to do any work eg. in class
2. when you just lay around all day
1.that was such a bludge lesson
2. i just bludged all day
Bludge
A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.
"Did you see that bludge on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"
"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I bludged her!"
Bludge
Consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a hell of a lot of work to be done. Bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for Females - we all know its true.
I have so much work to do, lets bludge. Where's the chocolate?
Bludge
A blunt instrument used to beat someones head in
My bludge really connected with Kevins head