Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Blender?

An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.

1. Who's in your blender?

2. I have several different fruits in my blender.

3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.

4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.

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Blender - what is it?

A Blender is the act of ramming one's fist up an asshole and twisting it around numerous times. Often creates a large amount of residue of various liquids and organ remains.

Me: "Dude, I just gave a chick a blender!"

Jeff: "Oh, that explains the smell and stains."

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What does "Blender" mean?

A euphemism for sex, used a bit in a popular thread on the MegaTokyo messageboards by BozoCat, in the thread MT:tC of ph34r and b33r. Typically, BozoCat's character in the thread(which is a forum RPG), Nicholas, has used it a bit.

Sayt: "So, have you uh... Blender... With her yet?"

MS: "wait, WHAT?"

Sayt: "never mind."

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Blender - what does it mean?

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.

I had a blender last night

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Blender - meaning

A non sexual object, if someone says you have a kink for blenders they aren't being honest.

Grab the blender, you want a smoothie bro?

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Blender - definition

Make a mold of your dick into a dildo and stick it onto a blender. Have your best friends grandma sit on the blender and put it on "crush ice"

Hey bobulya would you like a blender?

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Blender - slang

A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.

Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.

Look at that ugly ass blender.

Look at that ugly ass, Blender.

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Blender

A person who always trying to blend in with the rest of the group

Man..you peep the blenders following us to the fight..fall back blenders

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Blender

A person who just blends in, or doesn't stand out.

"Was Laura at the party?"
"I don't remember, she's kind of a blender..."

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Blender

A blender is a black man that is also a bender!

This black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and I am a hetrosexual man! This man is a blender!

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