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What is Blastoise?
when a female is gettin hydro pumped in the vagina by a males cock, the female orgasms and a huge blast of clear liquid is shot out of her moist opening at a high pressure.
Adam-"hey bro, get lucky the other night?"
Tom-"yeah man, pumped her so hard, she squirted soooo hard like a blastoise using its hydro pump!!!
Blastoise - meme gif
Blastoise - video
Blastoise - what is it?
Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.
Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!
Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!
What does "Blastoise" mean?
The sexual act in where a man deprives himself of any sort of sexual activity for 3 months for the sole purpose of saving up sperm, then, with he's with his main biddie, he busts it all off on her face like a hydro pump!
"Yo that bitch Susmita? Yeah I gave her a fucking Blastoise, blat blat blat!"
Blastoise - what does it mean?
When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time,
Shit I'm going to Blastoise I should take my clothes off and get in the bath so I don't make a mess everywhere
I took at shit the other day that stank so much I puked all down myself, it went on my dick, nasty Blastoise
Blastoise - meaning
Verb used during a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee when a Blastoise is being used to Pwn someone see Pwn
Man1: Holy Fucking Christ!
Man2: You so got Blastoised dude!
Blastoise - definition
When someone is very inebriated, to the point that being a Pokemon makes complete sense.
Dad: Son, where are you?
Son: Father, I am Blastoise
Dad: Oh, lol, have fun
Blastoise - slang
A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.
Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's
Me and my friend blastoised each other
Blastoise
One of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!
mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock...
Blastoise
An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell.
That blastoise used hydro pump to get in the bank and steal the money.
Blastoise
When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"
"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"