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What is Blasphemy?
Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"
Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"
Blasphemy - meme gif
Blasphemy - video
Blasphemy - what is it?
*dunking a cookie in water* That’s blasphemy!!!
What does "Blasphemy" mean?
A term used by religionists and flat earthers when logical people prove them wrong by using reason
Example 1. Logical person: There is no god
Religious person: That's blasphemy!
Example 2. Logical person: NASA isn't a hoax
Flat earther: Blasphemy!
Blasphemy - what does it mean?
Standing up butt naked in a church and shouting obscenities at your dick.
Jerry ran up to the preacher as he showed great blasphemy, the church was shocked.
Blasphemy - meaning
Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.
"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
Blasphemy - definition
When something is so accurate, it hurts.
"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."
Blasphemy - slang
guy:Hello kitty sucks
Girl: Blasphemy
Blasphemy
Blasphemy is the act of insulting or showing contempt or lack of reverence to a deity, or sacred things, or toward something considered sacred or inviolable. Some religions consider blasphemy to be a religious crime. As of 2012, anti-blasphemy laws existed in 32 countries, while 87 nations had hate speech laws that covered defamation of religion and public expression of hate against a religious group. Anti-blasphemy laws are particularly common in Muslim-majority nations, such as those in the Middle East and North Africa, although they are also present in some Asian and European countries.
You have committed an act of blasphemy which we will act upon harshly as we follow the hand of God in this community. You will be put to death for blasphemy and treason.
Blasphemy
Blasphemy is anything thats existence can be called insult to god, especially those memes where the Sesame Street puppets are accused of pedophilia and hate crimes.
“I heard Herra sent Eleni photographic proof of Elmo molesting a child”
“Ugh I hate her, how could she commit such blasphemy”
Blasphemy
Anything said or done that is considered uncool or against all that is good in the world. Any person that has commited a blasphemy is afterwards subjected to a blasphemy slap in retaliation.
Lola: "Oh my God! There's a marathon of Hannah Montana coming on tonight! Wanna watch?"
Jenny: "Blasphemy!"
Jim: "Hey man, did you hear that they're already making another Smash Bros.?"
Al: "Really?"
Jim: "Yeah, but it's only being made for Playstation."
Al: "Blasphemy! They get all the good games!"