|
|||||
What is Birches?(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity "Girl, you my birch" Birches - meme gifBirches - videoBirches - what is it?the practice of chewing twigs; predating Islamic culture, chewing twigs was the only source for oral hygiene. This trend has died with the evolution of toothbrushes and toothpaste, but recent scientific research still regards chewing twigs at the same orally hygienic standard as the toothbrush. "what are you . . . chewing on a stick?" What does "Birches" mean?A term used when you want to get really coked out of your head I am gonna get birched tonight. You're getting birched, we are ALL getting birched. Birches - what does it mean?An application of birch twigs to the bare posterior of a miscreant of misbehaving person. The goal of this is to provide an attitude correction. In past years the process was used by husbands to correct their wives, giving rise to old English "rule of thumb" that is you were not legally allowed to birch your wife with a stick that is larger in diameter than your thumb. Sort of counter productive anyway because the best birch branches to use are about 1/4" in diameter and freshly cut so as to be flexible and whippy. The process of birching often requires the woman to prepare her own birch. Elly, I see you have exceeded the budget for your credit card this month. Go cut a switch for yourself and prepare yourself for a birching. Birches - meaningDope ass guy with a kickass beard. All the chicks want to get with him. Ben " Is that Birch over there?" Birches - definitionThe act of stalking a person's various saved documentation (such as social media, film reels, leaked recording in private settings etc.) in a quest to find something offensive and frivolous they may have said at any point in the past, regardless of what age or personal growth said person may have gone through since the time of. Disproportionately utilized against people who have made some kind of name for themselves in some way, shape or form since no one cares if Joe Nobody ever said something dumb. Man 1: Josh Allen said the n-word on twitter back in 2012 when he a junior in high school! What a totally racist asshole! Birches - slangWhen a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs. "imma go birch her." BirchesAn alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach. "Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first." BirchesThe name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch. " I'm here birch." BirchesA word to say instead of bitches if your parents or sensitive friends who donβt like curse words watch your Snapchat or Instagram story. The real definition is supposed to be a tree or something but ignore that Me on my Snapchat story: Mario cart with the birches!!! |
|||||
www.Definder.net Powered by Urban Dictionary |