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What is Bernhard?The Bernhard German System is the name of the main thrust-formula used in real life. Used to achieve thrust and eventually fly planes or any other form of air vehicle. ''Dang bro, check that guy out! He's really good with the Bernhard German System!'' Bernhard - meme gifBernhard - videoBernhard - what is it?The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects. Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ? What does "Bernhard" mean?Bernhard is a typical boy bitch. He is often very vise and sexy. He is so sexy that it is irritating. Bernhards will often just shit on the floor and scream βSHITβ. Bernhard means why did I give birth to this boy. Oh my god you are a Bernhard. Bernhard - what does it mean?Bernhard is a guy who is just amazing. He`s always charming and funny. Also he is inteligent and hung like a elephant! "Dude IΒ΄am feeling so good today!" Bernhard - meaningBernhard is realy cool and insane good at every sport+gaming every girl should love Bernhard He is a Bernhard type of guy Bernhard - definitionBernhard is a Realy nice guy that everyone likes. He is a Bernhard type of guy. Bernhard - slangA beauty,extremely hot and very cute guy who is all in all perfect This guy is just Bernhard BernhardBernhard is a name for just the toughest individuals in the world. In the name Bernhard is the word "hard" thats means that a Bernhard is a hard ass motherfucker. A Bernhard isn't afraid of someone and every women loves a Bernhard. The only fault that a Bernhard has is that he has a so large dick that most of the women die when they fucks a Bernhard. *In a funeral* |
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