Definder - what does the word mean?

What is vise?

A queer person; usually a girl that is obsessed with ugly animals like chinchillas. A vise is usually about 4 feet tall and ugly as a shart. Also, they usually copy people and take myspace pictures that make people throw up in their mouth. They also think they are cool no-it-alls.

Ashley is such a vise!

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Vise - what is it?

Vise (Cambridge College of Colleges *2019) : Something previously considered unacceptable, bad, illicit, unrighteous, nefarious, or sordid that is later accepted, embraced and loved by many, after a prolonged process of social evolution (i.e. homosexuality, women's rights, the green rush and the legalization of cannabis).

Vise is also an acronym V.I.S.E. :: Values Inspired by Social Evolution.

Noun (n) and Social Concept (sc) English Pronounced / vais / or / vice /

The Green Rush is the most relevant Vise quickly becoming part of our social flow, and with research showing signs it helps many veterans struggling with chronic pain and/or PTSD, this vise is even more tangible and visible than before. It will be a significant marker in history.

Ever been to the VA hospital in Long Beach. They make our veterans wait for 3 or 4 hours, then pump em full of opioids, then wonder why veterans have some of the highest rates of substance-abuse and mental illness. The last place you should ever want a government agency in control is a hospital.

Take a veteran on a field trip to the VA Hospital in Long Beach. Stand next to him through the entire process. When you get home...call me, then tell me if that's where you want your spouse, parent, or child going when they get sick.

TOP SECRET (Internal Classified): Fed criteria for VA employees:

- Experience: 3+ years front office staff at DMV, Correctional Officer, Nightshift Station Chief or Groundskeeper at a mental hospital or abandoned nuclear facility.

- Desired Personality Traits: lazy, irritable, depressed, negative, pessimistic, irrational, stubborn, inconsiderate, aggressive and ignorant.

The private sector is the only place we'll ever see any sort of efficient business system, optimized strategy, and/or streamlined services. That's why this risky-rant goes out to my boy, and favorite South African Space Mangician, Elon MUSK!

Cheers! - Danny Avalon ;)

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What does "vise" mean?

Vindictive yet full of wisedom.

He is somewhat vise, ain't he?

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Vise - what does it mean?

The cutest most loveable person in the world. Often times can be found in Runex where he is adored by the entire player base. The player base wishes only good things to happen to Vise as he's the center for Runex's hap-penis and love. Vise's name is one of the few in Runex that is easy to accidentally spell while eating Sphagettio's. Our love for Vise is like having your feet off on a warm but not hot day, relaxing in your favorite place around your favorite people (Mainly Vise) and enjoying the sunlight to penetrate you (as you wish vise would.)

Oh my god is that Vise, I wish he would totally catch me with my pants down.

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Vise - meaning

Holding something together momemtarily.

A kiss will only vise this fight we are having momentarily.

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Vise - definition

To revise content that you've never seen before. Used to describe your approach to revision when you have not attended lectures for a subject, nor read the corresponding notes.

"Hey Dave, what are you up to this weekend?" " I'm still vising for my chemistry exam."

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Vise - slang

1. something or someone that is legit
2. to hold, press, or squeeze
3. a tight grip, a "vise grip"
4. vise = tight

the game last night was so vise, bro!

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Vise

See vice

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Vise

variant of 'revise'. to learn for the first time, usually just before an exam when you were meant to have known something months ago

shhh, he's trying to vise

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Vise

A really tight vagina

Sally was like a vise when I made love to her last night. Even though she's just a freshman, she swears she wasn't a virgin. There was no blood, so she didn't have a hymen, but it was extremey hard to get in. It felt wonderfull once I did penetrate her.

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