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What is Bernardo?
A cowboy who will give you the whip
I hope Bernardo whipped Calendario for cheating with gotdamn Stephanie Moran. So once again JOSEPH AMAYA IS FREE TO FUCK ME ALL NIGHT and dad said he don't care so I'm likeeee okay let's do the BG fantasy lol.
Bernardo - meme gif
Bernardo - video
Bernardo - what is it?
Somebody who's extremely cute, funny, and friendly; yet can be a complete retard at times. Casually, bernardoes have big dicks. Some people say they're so huge, that it can't fit in most asses. The smallest dick ever recorded to a Bernardo was 7 inches long.
"Bernardo! How are you doing?"
"Good. What about you?"
What does "Bernardo" mean?
An outstandingly handsome, intelligent, funny and complex man.
Despite him having a tall and muscular physique and a stern look in his eyes when his thoughts wander through the dark abysses but also enlightened convolution of his mind, he is the sweetest and most caring person one could ever have the honour to meet.
His physical strength coincides with his stalwart and dedicated character and stands in harmonious contrast to all his kind and generous qualities.
His love for history, movies and sports just add to his diverse personality and make him to the most interesting friend and lover one could ever have.
If one ever meets a Bernardo in the wild it is important to know how lucky and furtunate they are, partly because this will be one of the rarest incidences to ever occur since he mostly devotes his time to family, the gym or the singing of various songs and genres to someone who is dear to him.
However, if such an encounter does happen, it is also crucial to not get lost in the depths of his amber coloured eyes, golden skin and breath-takingly dashing smile, since Bernardos tend to have very jealous partners.
Girl: hey have you seen that handsome, interesting, hilarious and impressively built guy who even makes Taylor Swift songs sound like masterpieces?
Girl 2: yea, that's Bernardo... You should back off tho. He is taken
Bernardo - what does it mean?
guy who is too clever and can occasionaly fly. he is asian and pretends not to know you even though he actually does. he likes books .. a lot
me: hey bernardo! wasss up?
bernardo: do i know u?
me: yeh actaully
bernardo: lol i was joking! *flys off*
Bernardo - meaning
Bernardo is an special type of Chad, they commonly inhabit spaces close to alcohol distribution centers hunting for their next prey. Bernardos have developed an special talent to lower their targets defenses consisting on improvised comedy upon their victims clothing style, work and academic background. one a Bernardo starts talking the prey is more or less doomed, if they are unlucky enough to belong to his desired age group, the possibility of leaving pregnant is sky high.
never, never, never allow a Bernardo sleep in your home, your life without kids will come to an end
how the fuck did you get pregnant so fast?
I went to the liquor store for some beer and this funny guy comes in and then I remember nothing.
shit girl, you should check ID before start chatting, I bet you crossed a Bernardo
Bernardo - definition
Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities that has a big dick under his pants , and a person that will show you a good time .
Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities
Person 1: "Yo, who's this kid everyone freakin' loves?"
Person 2: "Him? Yea, tht's Bernardo.."
Bernardo - slang
Bernardo is the most real Mexican friend you'll ever have. He is also fukken cute (no homo) and he's basically a fukken gangster
Bernardo you cute.
Bernardo
He is an amazing human being. He is Brazilian and very smart. He’s not the best at math but that’s ok cause he’s very good at everything else. He’s not always the nicest but he is awesome. He isn’t perfect, but no one is. He will always be amazing and attractive.
Person 1: who’s that guy over there?
Person 2: he’s Bernardo, my boyfriend
Bernardo
A strapping young man with a fantastic face, hair much better than Justin Biebers, brilliant with accents, charming, witty, and quite halarious!
This guy is great! What do you call him?!
Oh him, He's a Bernardo!
Bernardo
Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities
Person 1: "Yo, who's this kid everyone freakin' loves?"
Person 2: "Him? Yea, tht's Bernardo.."