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What is Belt?
My mums favourite secret weapon
Boiii get your ass down here or ima get da belt
Belt - meme gif
Belt - video
Belt - what is it?
Belt is smth a mom or dad would use to punish their child
Dad: SON! HOW DARE YOU GET AN A+!
Mom: HE GOT AN A+!?!?!
Son: *Walks over to his parents* Mom, dad...
Dad: EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT AN A+ AND NOT AN A++++++?!?!
Son: B-b-because...
Mom: *Gets the belt*
Son: T-th-the belt? *Cries intently*
Dad:*Takes belt and smacks son's bum*
Son: I'M GAY
Mom: Wtf?
Dad: Wth?
Big bro: Why tf?
Son: ...
What does "Belt" mean?
a cold beer, either a can or bottle
Uncle Bernie came over and he suggested we have a few belts on the porch.
Belt - what does it mean?
Definition 1:
A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.
Definition 2:
Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.
Definition 1:
Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea
Definition 2:
Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get
*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*
Belt - meaning
To suddenly explode into a run away from some cunt that is chasing you.
''We belted across the bridge tae get away fae they cunts''
Belt - definition
Blimey!! look at that mans belt, its hanging a bit low!
Belt - slang
The weapon of the strongest gods.
Dad: Did you clean the stove?
Me: Yes, I did.
Dad:*Looks at stove*. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STAIN?! *Whips out belt*.
Me: OH SHIT!
Belt
Dad: That's it, you're getting the belt!
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??
The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids
Belt
Enforcer of mothers' wills. Doesn't need to be an actual belt, just the notion. Sometimes the enforcer of fathers' wills, also.
Boy 1: Man, I'm in advanced classes.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Yeah, cuz my mom said I had to.
Boy 2: Do you always do what yo momma tell you to?
Boy 1: Yeah, she got a belt!
Belt
1. typically a leather strap used to tighten pants
2. to smack or hit someone
3. to have a belt - is to drink a swig of hard alcohol
4. a wide path i.e. bible belt
I will belt you upside your head if you look at my ladies teats one more time!