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What is Bel Air?
Bel Air is full of posers. Who would have thought people would be wearing pearls and trying to be like inner city kids. Who would have guessed all the farmland in the area would turn into vast houses and kids flaunting their parents money. People here think they are the shit and stick their nose up so high they could get a nose bleed. There is four kinds of groups, your a stoner, a wannabe thug, a douche bag, or you could be chill with everyone. Fights break out every winter, "Winter Beef." Watch your back around Bel Air, people talk shit like they have 50 tongues and two faces to go with it. It looks like a nice town, but your highly decieved by this. Your not in unless you have lived here your whole life, otherwise you become an outcast or everyone hates you. Full of judgemental people, i'd run if i were you.
with me its like you hate me or love me, there is no in between.
yeah if u ask people about me they always say yeah shes chill.
thats becaue you smoke a shitload of pot!!
Bel Air - video
Bel Air - what is it?
Bel Air could be best described as one huge melting pot which is filled with people who think their better than everyone else. The teenage community is basically split into two groups, those who do drugs, and those who don't (atleast not yet). Walking into the high school is like taking a step into a disgruntled "happy days" episode, you've got your Arthur Fonzarellis (jocks), your Mr. Cs, i.e teachers (Reddish, Taylor, Marcin), and you have your Richies (book worms) but in all seriousness... all of them will probably turn up to be ragiing alcaholics. Most of the potheads spend their time on Jericho Rd. so they are normally are out of the way... you have your Bel Air High football team who think their soo much better than everyone else but in reality their mouths are bigger than their balls. And you have your insanley annoying wegros who swear they're in the bloods or crips... Last but not least you have CBS, whom can either be your best friend or worst enemy, either way they're still bigger than you.
Someone put a Glory Hole in the McDonalds bathroom, PLEASE!
What does "Bel Air" mean?
Bel air is full of everything that doesn’t really matter. Kids smoke pot and drink since there is nothing else to do. Without your social group are you nothing.
Some kids are stuck in a world where they’re “horrible” parents pay for everything they’ll ever fucking own, but that’s just so “suffocating” so they turn “badass” by smoking a cig or two and kissing some people of the same sex while they’re “trashed” just so they can post the story and “pix” all over their 5 xangas and myspaces.
The “alternative” group laughs at the whiney spoiled sobs loud enough so they can hear because even if they are stronger because of cheerleading camp, deep minds have a lot of built up hidden rage that would work well in a fight scenario. Even funnier than the rich kids are the ones who trail behind and try to look “hott” with their extra small Hollister shirts on their large bodies, and label name hang bags. They spend their time talking about nothing, listening to bands that have been somehow pulled from the “I love unknown bands” wreckage, and hanging at coffee shops.
The bottom of the pit is filled with ganstas, hard core geeks, goths that live in Spencer’s, and whores who are pregnant before they leave the 70 year old hell hole that is bel air high.
“want to sneak out with me to have sex in our jacuzzi?”
“bring your step brother and we’ll make it an orgy. make sure to bring your camera!”
Bel Air - what does it mean?
If there is one place to see how unapprecitive kids in Bel AIr are, it's here. I'm talking about the ones who hate Bel Air for stupid reasons because people are "preppy" or "posers". There are poser kids everywhere, like people who pretend to thugs, EVEN IN CITIES. Bel Air is a very safe down with clean schools, some of the best in the state of Maryland. They are so much better than the dumps kids are forced to go to in cities. I know because I used t live in Baltimore city. In Bel Air people are not all rich, there are both trailor parks and mansions. There is not much to do or good shopping, though downtown Bel Air has some boutiques. One advantage to Bel Air is Route 1 and I-95 run through the town, you can get many places quickly from Bel Air. Unlike what others have said there are no farm sin Bel AIr, but they are in other parts of Harford County. Belair is mostly suburbs.
This page on Bel Air shows even the kids who complain about how much they hate bel air and how spoiled kids are are exactly what they hate. I have a different opinion on the town because I'm not from here.
Bel Air - meaning
is a mixture of 4 groups of people, thugs who get fucked up, preppy kids who get fucked up, the kids that fall in between and get fucked up, and then the dorky kids that don't go out everynight, black out and bang some skee-o. The thugs dont respect the preppy kids cause they think they're gay, preppy kids don't respect the thugs cause they think they're gay, and no one respects the dorky kids cause their virgins. The other guys manage to do alright for themselves, and can be found smoking a blunt, chugging a beer, or disrespecting a girl, in a public place or private, at basically any time of the day. Some kids hang out at harford mall and the superfresh parking lot, both of which are gay. Some kids get wasted in eachothers houses, but NO ONE consistently has something great to do. Tree is easier to get then beer, and chances are in the course of your time here, at least 150 people WILL talk shit about you behind your back. You'll also have at least two run-ins with kids whom you've never met but somehow managed to piss off.
"Yo mother fucker i heard you been talking mad shit yo"
"Who are you? You smell."
Bel Air - definition
bel air is an average middle class suburban town in maryland. there are hundreds of towns exactly like bel air throughout the country. people drink, smoke pot, use drugs, and have sex....just like they do in every other town! all in all it is a descent place to live compared to other areas of the world.
roomate 1: yeah, i live in bel air, we are so crazy because we smoke pot.
roomate 2: dude, every town is like that, get over yourself.
Bel Air - slang
Bel Air isnt half the things people say it is on here. First of all, I grew up there and im not rich, nor are any of my friends or their families. There are a few affluent neighborhoods, just like in any suburb. Yes, there are baby-gangtas/fake thugs just like in every area of this country. But there are plenty of people who dress a little 'urban', listen to hip hop and live a certain lifestyle b/c that is what this generation (not just bel air) is about. There are no more posers, fake thugs or half way rich kids in bel air than there are anywhere else in suburban america. Bel Air is painfully average, thats why its younger inhabitants tend to hate it so much.
"theres never shit to do in Bel Air"
Bel Air
Or Blair as Bmorians like to call it. A place, located in the middle of no where but the people think they run the world, full of rich families and their rich kids who all drive convertables. The Harford mall is the hang-out spot(that no one seems to remember pre-GAP) for the mall rats in middle school. When you hit high school, this can be upgraded to the Plaza, aka the parking lot between McD's and Superfresh. This usually doesnt last long, until you are all kicked out to Wawa down the street. There is nothing to do in this town, except smoke pot and have sex. Harford county is the number 2 county in the nation for growing pot, and its not a suprise. There is some kid everyother house who gorws pot either hiding it from their parents, or smoking it with them.
Next time you come to Bel Air, knock on a random door to score some home grown weed(if they don't, try the next door) and bang their mom. It's ok, you are in Bel Air.
Guy1: Can I score some marijuana?
Guy2: If i can bang your mom.
Bel Air
where Will Smith grew up with his aunt and uncle so that he could get a better education
In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground is where I spent
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
Bel Air
"Bel Air," when used as a verb, means to copy a story that another person has posted to the Internet and replace the last half with the lyrics to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," starting with the line where my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
that dude posted about his gf on a forum but his post totally got bel air'd.